a different one, right then?

the most intense stand-off to take place in all 9 seasons of the x-files

   “Seriously though. Sprock off.”

    “You asked what I was staring at and I answered. No need to be pissy. Can’t exactly go through life and expect people not to stare, you’re fucking green.”

  “You never crash Mom’s shows. Or Zach’s.”

    “Oh, piss off.”

   “What are you looking at?”

    “You’re green.”

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   “And you were drunk!”

    “So?”

   “Who even let you in!?”

     “I let myself in. Security took a nice little break. You should be thanking me. Paying me too.”

    “Avia thinks it’s cute.”

      “I don’t give two shits what your gi’lfriend thinks. I don’t think it’s cute, I think it’s annoying. So sod it. Let’s go back to talking about your show blowing up in your face.”

   “Ckuf uoy. I od tahw I tnaw.”

            “...” Smacks him upside the head. “Don’t fuck with me.”