(NOT) TOM CRUISE

THIS IS EVERYTHING, both Literally and Figuratively Speaking 

Look Mom...I’m on TMZ!!!

So much fun hosting Mission:Battleship in San Fran a few years back with the amazing Reggie Watts, for my terrific friends at the Stag Dining Group.

IN A WORLD...Been hired as Tom Cruise’s voice match for trailers for the past couple of years, for such films as OBLIVION, EDGE OF TOMORROW, etc...Praying the work keeps coming.

I do my own stunts. Shooting an ASUS commercial with the brilliant director and friend Daniel James Gomes. Here are some behind the scenes from the adrenaline pumping shoot

That fateful day I shot the 100th episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, what was meant to be my big break. My scene unfortunately got cut. Painful. Maybe one day I’ll be able to share the incredible clip, directed by Charlie O’Day. Had so much fun shooting this. 

Thanks to my old bud, Brian Drolet, for casting me in his very funny film, Dumbbells, available to stream on VOD. Check me out in the teaser at 1:58. 

I’m coming back...in a big way

Thanks, NOT TOM CRUISE

Quite an honor to meet Kenny Loggins, the writer of Highway to the Danger Zone. He also wrote arguably my favorite song of all time, Danny’s Song. This pic was taken at DiamondJo Casino in Dubuque Iowa. 

This job for Australia’s own FAMOUS magazine literally saved me from financial ruin. I got to write, direct, produce, and star in a trilogy of commercial/web spots for this brand. Watch the first one here. It’s a DAY IN THE LIFE OF TOM CRUISE. 

I had to keep my head in a vice, Casino style, to shoot Dane Boe’s Annoying Orange episode. I got to play the Broccoli, a fearless alien leader. Later, I had the honor of playing an Orange.