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apparently if you play enough jackbox, steam assumes you want to be a vtuber

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paper-mache-stars

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

anariel-the-elrond-apologist

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

a-book-of-creatures

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

notthatrelevant

"who hurt you?" -heraldry scholar wondering about the provenance of some blue circles.

i'm almost 2 weeks behind, but polar opposites season 2 is already delivering in spades

#that faceTM now in HD #in which i am the anime girl #you and i are polar opposites #season 2

i love when my car gives me strange and new troubles i didn't know could exist.

a long time ago i stopped being able to control the strength of the fans. not a big deal, it got stuck on max, i just fiddle with vent directions and temperature and everything's great.

but now my fan blowers aren't turning off when i turn the car off, and i didn't even know that could happen. until i can get it to a mechanic, i now have to disconnect and reconnect one terminal of my battery every time i'd like to turn my car completely off.

#i'm so glad it's the terminal that fits my little one-size ratchet #the other terminal is so weird and the only tool i've found that works is awkward and i hate using it #i don't know why it's like that either #by all accounts it shouldn't be #suffice to say changing my battery is somehow my least favorite thing to do on this car #and yes #i tried finding the right fuse #it's either hiding very well #or stuck under this weird locking bar that i don't feel like figuring out how to remove

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galacticsabc

Go! Rocky, Go!

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

#that would have been iconic #what a fucking shame #modern aesthetic sensibilities need to be stopped #this is the only objectively bad thing i've heard about this movie so far #so like i'm still gonna go see it #but damn #i'm gonna be picturing that rainbow #the odyssey

cryptotheism

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

cryptotheism

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

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#got called in on my day off #and it was the manager that i have the hardest (mutual) time getting along with #and he was so nice and polite about bugging me on my day off #that i was like #you know what i'm rewarding this behavior #he's the kind that thinks it's fun and cute to be rude to people #and it's been an uphill battle getting him to understand that only makes me angry

shencomix

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raconteur-wanpi

Has anyone else done this yet.

i really do love shoujo romance stories sometimes, but i have such a hard time making it through the introductory suffering olympics. i get it, this is the most sad and pathetic beat up little cinnamon roll that's too good for this earth, i understood that from the weepy-eyed thumbnail, can we get to where the plot starts, or is that episode 2?

#this post is about a few anime recently #but rn it's about #the ogre's bride #shoujo

uglygirlstatus

rendition of my favourite scene

#okay so it's been a minute since i read it #but this isn't even a dramatisation is it?#is this not literally the words they said to one another?#i need to re-read immediately #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #coronabeth #gideon

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

#someone needs to do this as a skit

i... may have gotten hooked on jackbox games while my sister and her kids are visiting.

idk how i'm gonna scratch this itch after they leave

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the cat and the dragon dares to ask the question "what if there was a culture that revered and befriended cats, and the reason was because a dragon threatened to kill everyone if they didn't?"

i like the answer, so far.

#the cat and the dragon

ankle-beez

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

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