Is This Thing On?

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

In germany we call racoons Waschbär wich translates to wash bear (you know, because they wash their food) but this dude takes it to a whole new level.

Reblog to let Wash Bear scrub your filthy filthy dash.

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

my aura is heart shaped

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier