All is forgiven, baby!

Why’d he say “look at me” to the blind guy

unbelievable delivery

Girls are bipedal boys are quadrupedal

IT’S REAL

its incredible to me that david cage is a man with absolutely no personal or professional qualities who snobbishly despises the medium of video games, which he doesnt know the first thing about, but became obsessed with participating in purely to chase some sort of frenchman delusion of his that he, personally, is the joan of arc of game design and that his mission is to "prove" that there is more to games than "just killing people", and to achieve this he makes alleged video games where you do still kill people, but(!!!) this time the game actually sucks to play. and besides the qtes the main event is ofc the complementary pleasure of a childishly offensive hamfisted autofellatio of a narrative that loosely grazes real life social issues and is interrupted only by his debilitating fetish for "tough girl" dark-haired pixie cut white woman main characters getting almost raped in a gratuitous voyeuristic framing. in his french mind he really is the plucky brunette(/bald) heroine of his very own ya dystopia who bravely pioneers his daring and unheard of understanding of what a video game can be like in a world where the only other games that have ever existed are the counter strike parodies that you see on like law&order. and btw his birthday is 6/9/69 lol