If this isn't nice, I don't know what is

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

after careful consideration i’ve decided to become an abomination

does anyone wanna disappear and become cryptids together? it does have to be spooky btw.

When the guitarist looks like this you know you're about to die in the pit

“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast