onwards and upwards

did it hurt? when you forget your headphones and couldn’t romanticise your walk home?

hope his boots are waterproof

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

one thing about me is that i will lose my mind about the personification of the house

this house hates you. this house loves you. this house wont ever let you leave. this house has eyes & a mouth. you could make this house speak. you could make this house cry. this house has seen the worst parts of you & wants to keep you inside it forever. this house will die with you. etc.

Me aand my dad just stood at the kitchen window for 10 mins looking at this one bird and trying to figure out what it was. liike imjust saying i was made to be a middle aged man i cant wait

The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable

I can bear it but come on

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week