Elder Millennial Butch

I hear you on that, pal. Bush is such an absolute delight.

However, consider for a second just a few of the benefits of minimal/no hair:

Soooooo slippery when wet ⚠️

You get to see more of their nails while they whimper and touch themselves 💅

You get to see more of your dick sliding in and out 🫨 and then just the tip 😮‍💨

Less chance of accidentally tugging on a single hair when you use the heel of your hand to push up right above the clit giving you that fulllllll access 👅

The sounds! Firm spanks on a hairless pussy? Little slaps with the head of your cock? 🎶

I think there are some Ellie fans here that would take offense to that, my friend! I keep meaning to finally watch that show but I’m terrible at sitting still long enough to get into anything of substance.

I’m like a bum dog collapsed on a hot dog day snuggling against my wife’s sweaty lightly salt boobs. But I’m 99% certain her sweat is better than mine

So happy we live in California right amount of hot and introverts so we never leave the bed when we reunite

I’ve been trying to unpack this one. I’ll start from the bottom. California: love it, jealous of your weather, it’s the only place in the states I’d move out of Colorado for. California dreaming.

Femme sweat is always better, sweeter, tastier than mine. Mmmmfff. It makes me feral. Or when a femme uses my deodorant and I smell myself on her all day? Oooof boy talk about distracting.

Now that top comment. Ok I’m definitely not spending 80% of the day fucking but I’m giving it 100% every single time. Not 80% or 99%. 100% of the time I will push and fuck through every charley horse, numb arm, and puddle of sweat, all while cursing myself for not being more hydrated so I can give even more.