it’s chaos—be kind

tested positive for needing a kiss

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

why do bad things (unfolded laundry) happen to good people (me)

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

girl help i am running out of concepts for my escapist imaginary scenarios

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

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