Benjamin:Β What awful crime is Fink fleeing to have to be in MN
Fink: A crime that isn't nearly as awful as the crimes I will commit trying to get OUT of MN.
Gretchen: We're not Hotel California!
Fink: Only Hotel California would say that.

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Benjamin:Β What awful crime is Fink fleeing to have to be in MN
Fink: A crime that isn't nearly as awful as the crimes I will commit trying to get OUT of MN.
Gretchen: We're not Hotel California!
Fink: Only Hotel California would say that.

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I love it when you can see Ben working through the legal and logistical complications in his head.Β Β It's one of my top favorite ben faces
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Yeah earlier in quarantine my sister gave me a loaf of sourdough and some weed and I gave her a bottle of Maker's Mark and I thought "...we're frontiersmen"
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Crayola: who is the arbiter of pantslessness?
It's actually almost definitely the most haunting thing I've done in MSPaint and I've done terrible things in MSPaint.
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D.B. Cooper is more competent than Tommy Wiseau.
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I stand by my drunk statement. Whatever it was.
-John
You know Nicky, of all the worst people, you're not Marvin.
-Pat
White House Living
I don't remember any "free buffalos" I mostly dealt with "horse slaughter"
--John P
As someone who has tried to commit financial crimes in neopets before, the stocks are totally manipulable.
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Better people than you have tried to disappoint me and failed.
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