Songbird

Awww mannnnn!

Phoebe Bridgers come home. IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, DADDY. Stranger in the Alps? Classic. Punisher? shoot me in the head, i am sobbing dead. Boygenius??? ALL DAY ALL NIGHT. Point is, anything that woman puts into the world, I will not only be consuming it, but I will find a way to biologically and chemically lace my DNA with it. I could write a think piece longer than the Articles of Confederation and as intricately thought-out as my wedding vows, about Phoebe Bridgers. However, the undying love I feel for this woman could not possibly be masked by the inexplicable need for a new album I suffer through every day. There is only so many times I can stream the same songs over and over, trust me I know. I played 'Sidelines' just shy of 10 thousand times within two weeks. New album, when? Sincerely, Songbird.