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⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me:

Bottle of Endless Water

Pouch of dog treats (also good for owlbears)

Nintendo Switch Sheikah Slate with multiple profiles set up just for BotW saves

Cursed item that gives you -3 CON and -3 STR due to lower back pain

Packets of native plant seeds (not suitable for growing giant bean stalks)

Collection of mundane, non-magical items—images, figurines, pins, and crocheted dolls—that all seem to represent the same two nearly identical characters

No-pressure tags: @elismor @marbled-polecat @kaijusplotch @liljeconvallaria @tangledlichen

Kudos!!

Reread and still loved!

This was my bedtime story tonight! <3

CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

Cryin in the club rn

I love how you write [CHARACTER]!

PTERODACTYL SCREECHING

This was great! My fav line was [insert line here] <3

😎🤏 😮🕶️🤏 holy shit

Can you hear that? It’s the sound of my heart shattering into a thousand tiny pieces

Kudos, bookmarked, printed and framed and hung on my wall

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

AO3 SCAM

There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.

The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)

Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.