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I’ve got a big dick and nice tiddies

Happy birthday, Gon! I’m your new stepdad!

WHAT

huh.

Your dad and I got married for your birthday! Isn’t that great! Now you have TWO dads!

LEORIO GOT MARRIED????

Who the fuck is leo- OH THAT GUY

LEORIO?

NO NONONO I DID NOT GET MARRIED TO PARISTON I PROMISE -I only love you kurapika- PARISTON GO AWAY

right. yes. that...makes far more sense.

Happy birthday, Gon! I’m your new stepdad!

WHAT

huh.

Your dad and I got married for your birthday! Isn’t that great! Now you have TWO dads!

LEORIO GOT MARRIED????

Who the fuck is leo- OH THAT GUY

LEORIO?

&$!!

why am i getting roped into this

im not seeing the problem. whats wrong with fuck?

theres nothing wrong with saying fuck, i just- nevermind it doesn’t matter.. um how are you kurapika?

oh yeah, yeah you’re busy, i get it, thats fine… i hope you have a good day

yes, you too..

@homophobickurapika happy birthday kurapika, I miss you..

thank you, leorio…

It’s been a while huh.. how are you? I hope you’re okay

yes, i‘m doing fine. how are things with you?

@homophobickurapika Happy birthday Kurapika!!

@homophobickurapika happy birthday kurapika, I miss you..

thank you, leorio...

Oh, hey Kurapika, uh what do we need to talk about?

We need to talk about your illegal actions

And those would be?

I- I’m sorry Kurapika, I don’t think I can get rid of my tiddies… have you tried not looking at them?

you’re not physically here, so even if you did, they‘d still be there, in my mind…

….have you tried not thinking about them

teach me how.

Um? Try thinking about something else

you‘re right. i‘m thinking about woble now...thank you, leorio.

i think i might be in love with leorio

Hey kurapika, how’s it going? :D

kurapika can i say the fuck word

of course you can say the fuck word alluka. i encourage it.

Anyways, how’s leorio?

i think he‘s very nice to look at.

Oh really? You think that?

leorio.............