Barnacles

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

Nothing sucks more than having to act like you’re okay with the way things are

CAUSE THE FUCK AM NOT

Spending tuition fees on war… oh wait, that’s already happening.

woke

This show is everything

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

alright guys weve done everything there is to be done for marriage equality good work pack it up

Camouflage traffic cones