Sads

One day I'll conquer the world but for now I'm just trying to understand taxes

I have come to the conclusion that I dont give a shit about taxes. Fuck the system.

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

No but like he was SO happy to go on the fbi date with Will I kid you not.

You can't have one normal conversation with a gay person they're always saying some "You are the mongoose I want under my house when the snakes slither by" bullshit

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

will “valentines day is a stupid capitalist holiday manufacturered to make us buy cards and chocolate and be disappointed when its not as magical as they sell it” graham vs hannibal “i will get chocolate imported from the furthest corner of the earth and buy wine that was bottled 400 years ago on your birthday and cut out of the hearts of 100 men to show you a fraction of my affection” lecter