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i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (and now i waste it dreaming of you)

Nate/Wade • explicit • 33k+ words (ongoing)

Their fling turned two wasn’t supposed to change anything, but Wade is trying to figure some things out. Namely, what the fuck does Nate even have going on? Which is secondary to: What the fuck does Wade have going on?

chapter 1 on ao3

“For you, a compliment is almost as rare as a joke,” Wade says, grateful that his mask lets him bask in Nate’s heavy gaze without betraying his reaction, which is getting increasingly more turned on by the second. “Thank you for recognizing the quality of my work, sir.”

Any attempt Nate makes to school his expression is betrayed by one sharp intake of breath. His brow twitches as he tries to decide on what to say, a few infinite seconds passing before he drops his voice and says, “What do you think is going to happen, Wade? That I‘m going to fuck you in the stairwell of a crumbling building?”

“Whoa, tiger,” Wade says, hooking his fingers in Nate’s belt and hauling him closer. “You said that, not me.”

Nate lets himself be moved insomuch as he uses the momentum to crush Wade into the wall. It means his voice is hot on Wade’s ear when he says, “You’re awfully desperate. I thought you were the one who said the other night wouldn’t change anything.”

chapter 2 on ao3

preview below the cut

chapter 3 on ao3

preview below the cut

i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (and now i waste it dreaming of you)

Nate/Wade • explicit • 33k+ words (ongoing)

Their fling turned two wasn’t supposed to change anything, but Wade is trying to figure some things out. Namely, what the fuck does Nate even have going on? Which is secondary to: What the fuck does Wade have going on?

chapter 1 on ao3

“For you, a compliment is almost as rare as a joke,” Wade says, grateful that his mask lets him bask in Nate’s heavy gaze without betraying his reaction, which is getting increasingly more turned on by the second. “Thank you for recognizing the quality of my work, sir.”

Any attempt Nate makes to school his expression is betrayed by one sharp intake of breath. His brow twitches as he tries to decide on what to say, a few infinite seconds passing before he drops his voice and says, “What do you think is going to happen, Wade? That I‘m going to fuck you in the stairwell of a crumbling building?”

“Whoa, tiger,” Wade says, hooking his fingers in Nate’s belt and hauling him closer. “You said that, not me.”

Nate lets himself be moved insomuch as he uses the momentum to crush Wade into the wall. It means his voice is hot on Wade’s ear when he says, “You’re awfully desperate. I thought you were the one who said the other night wouldn’t change anything.”

chapter 2 on ao3

preview below the cut

i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive (and now i waste it dreaming of you)

Nate/Wade • explicit • 33k+ words (ongoing)

Their fling turned two wasn’t supposed to change anything, but Wade is trying to figure some things out. Namely, what the fuck does Nate even have going on? Which is secondary to: What the fuck does Wade have going on?

chapter 1 on ao3

“For you, a compliment is almost as rare as a joke,” Wade says, grateful that his mask lets him bask in Nate’s heavy gaze without betraying his reaction, which is getting increasingly more turned on by the second. “Thank you for recognizing the quality of my work, sir.”

Any attempt Nate makes to school his expression is betrayed by one sharp intake of breath. His brow twitches as he tries to decide on what to say, a few infinite seconds passing before he drops his voice and says, “What do you think is going to happen, Wade? That I‘m going to fuck you in the stairwell of a crumbling building?”

“Whoa, tiger,” Wade says, hooking his fingers in Nate’s belt and hauling him closer. “You said that, not me.”

Nate lets himself be moved insomuch as he uses the momentum to crush Wade into the wall. It means his voice is hot on Wade’s ear when he says, “You’re awfully desperate. I thought you were the one who said the other night wouldn’t change anything.”

keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you (can i lay in your bed all day?)

Origins!Wade/Logan/Deadpool/Worstverine • explicit • 15666 words

Wade has almost convinced Logan to give him a chance, inhospitable war zones and nosy Team X be damned. But before he can get him alone, some help from the future turns up in the form of colorful costume clad bozos that for all intents and purposes, appear to be… them?

And then they fuck about it. So much.

Read on Ao3 ❤️🖤💛💙

This fic is part of the incredible X-Men Origins: Poolverine zine project! Please go check out the amazing art and other works in the collection, it was such a treat to get to work on it alongside everyone.

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