Doodles that Kombat!

Hanzo barely understands him when he’s sober. This is just asking too much of him. 

Hey guys! My family found this chocolate lab puppy out by 302 (In South Carolina), she had a tight collar and we can’t seem to find the owners, we’re worried she was being let go of by her owners. We CANNOT keep her and we don’t want to have to give her to the pound!

She’s super friendly and excitable! She needs a lot of love and attention and absolutely loves people! She may not be good around small kids though as she likes to jump up onto you for kisses!

Warning for Drug Use and Mature topics!

• Adam, the one from Australia, got me 4 steam games for my birthday including 'To the Moon', 'Slender: The Arrivial', and two other horror games I don't recall. He said he got me To The Moon to make up for the horror games and I asked him why he wanted me to cry and he responded, "Yes."

• A guy once felt entilted to me because we were the only two people we knew who had even heard of 'Tales of Xilla' and he got pissed that I didnt want to date him. I had to block him on Facebook again recently for cussing at me about how I didn't use the right colors for a picture and how artistic style doesn't exist.

• Just a small fun fact here: my real full name is Hannah Mae Hallman, online I normally go by Emil or Emilian Lornen. When I was dating a minecraft youtuber I had starting going by Mjay Air Lorenzi. I'm still MJ to some.

I’m in a pretty shitty state right now and wanted to cheer myself up by writing more interactions, so I decided to do some for the crack ships. 

ZaiKo (Zaidaan/Feng, the Problem Causers) 

Feng: Gonna show me what you can really do with those claws? Zaidaan: I worry about you at times, Feng. Feng: Well one of us should. 

Feng: Can’t wait to introduce you to the family. Zaidaan: And what would you say, pray tell? Feng: Hello loved ones, here’s some teeth and a face attached. Have at him. 

Zaidaan: Do not say it- Feng: I give you the chills, don’t I? Zaidaan: I am breaking up with you.

Zaidaan: I do not understand your Earthrealm courtship. I hope you realize this. Feng: Oh it’s easy. Lavish me with lots of affection, kisses and presents and I won’t change the locks on our door.  Zaidaan: And all I asked for was a kiss before bed. 

Surdaan (Sura x Zaidaan, Edenian OutKasts.) 

Zaidaan: Allow me to guess, here to steal my heart? Sura: You find me that unoriginal?  Zaidaan: Well, there’s no point in changing something perfect. 

Zaidaan: What is it that you want, mahi?  Sura: The love and attention of my significant other? Zaidaan: What is it that you really want, mahi?

Sura: How did you find me? Zaidaan: I followed the scent of bitterness and rage and followed it here.  Sura: Aww.

Sura: Shall we dance, my finely toothed love? Zaidaan: Only if you stop calling me “finely toothed.”  Sura: As you wish, my largely fanged love. 

UmbFang (Umbra x Fang, the Lin Kuei Loves) 

Umbra: You want me to wrestle you into the ground? Fang: What are you implying? Umbra: That you suck and you’re going down. 

Umbra: You really think you can beat me? Fang: Loser pays for dinner. Umbra: Honey, you got better things to be spending your money on.

Fang: And how are we today, my precious snowflake? Umbra: You’re the one with the ice powers, remember? Fang: Oh right. And how are we today my lord of darkness?

Fang: Every time I look at you I feel like melting. Umbra: That wasn’t funny the first six times you said it. Fang: It’s still every bit as true. 

AkiFeng (Feng x Akira, Sass Central) 

Feng: So I’m liking your idea of a date.  Akira: Madness and mayhem your thing, huh? Feng: Well I’d get bored if everything was too normal for too long. 

Feng: Just because you’re my boyfriend doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on you. Akira: Well I’d love to see you at your hardest, sweetheart. Feng: Awfully proud of yourself for that one, aren’t you?

Akira: Your family seemed very….. iffy about me. Feng: Can’t possibly imagine why, darling. Akira: It is a mystery. 

Akira: You want me to warm you up, babe? Feng: No thanks. I like being an icy bastard. Keeps things interesting.  Akira: Can’t argue with you there. 

JuneKo (June x Feng, Small and Aggressive.)

June: The Lin Kuei warrior.  Feng: Your Lin Kuei warrior, you mean.  June: Well aren’t you just adorable?

June: The sight of you makes me tremble. Feng: In good ways, I hope.  June: Oh no. It’s all revulsion. I hate you that much. 

Feng: So Zaidaan’s not happy with me, I see.  June: He’s only concerned about my well being. He’ll come around. Feng: Not to my door to kill me, I hope.

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