Notus Bardus, the worst philosopher

I think Missouri's capital should change to Kansas City, just to fuck with people

Growing up is realizing that Hamilton was a bit of a prick and Burr was low-key a genius

I wonder how many Jewish people in 1930s Germany were told they were "overreacting" and "overthinking it" and "it's not as bad as you think"

So I just got told I'm supposed to fulfill the millenias-long prophecy foretold by the ancient ones in the lands above, to bring peace and unity to this earthly realm at last by a wizard who suddenly appeared then disappeared right in front of me, but like I have the closing shift that day

It's weird, the calendar says it's 2026, so why does it feel like it's 1984?

The difference is, I know how to fight a bear

HULL BREACH

Using Tumblr to get over my X

Alright who set earth to hardcore mode

I wish there was medical leave for a depressive episode

I put the "pathetic" in "empathetic"

Purses are irl hammerspace

Influencers are open-sourced fame

If you called Oedipus a motherfucker would he just start crying