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Hobi: Ahhh I wish I could go out! Look at the sunshine. The weather is so great today.

Namjoon: Ikr! I want to go cycling. I miss Namjooning.

Jin: I just want to run away. I gotta make food for all you pigs. And Namjoon stop touching and destroying things in the house.

Jimin: It's sad that we can't go out but I am happy I get to spend some time with you, hyungs. *angel on earth *

Jungkook and Tae: *cuddling somewhere*

Yoongi: You guys realize this is my daily life just that's it's better without all your asses not being here.

Hobi: *comments on every member's post telling how much he loves and misses them*

Total sunshine

Rest of BTS: Really? We are sitting in the same room!

Jimin: Calm down you all. Hobi hyung is just expressing his love for us!

Jungkook: *Nod Nod*

Jungkook: Hyung!

Namjoon: Not today Jungkook, it's 3 AM

Jungkook looking at Jin with big doe eyes

Jin: Ohh let him Joonie

Namjoon: *given up*

Jungkook: If we are calculating on a calculator aren't we the calculators?

Jin: I am sorry Namjoon.

Taehyung: Hyung, there is an earthquake.

Yoongi: *pancis* WHAT? I NEED TO FIND HOBI RIGHT NOW. FUCK–

Taehyung: *deeply hurt* Hobi hyung is sitting right next to you.

Jimin: *in a mean tone* And plus there was no earthquake we told you that just to check if you were speaking the truth but– *emotional breakdown*

Jungkook: Where is Jin hyung? I love Jin hyung and I promise to never be mean to him.

Jin: *with a smirk* I am sapiosexual.

"I love your sexy brain"

Namjoon: Will you marry me?

Hobi:

Rest of BTS: *giving the we told you look*

Yoongi: Did you know how important a message I had sent you? *taking Hobi's phone* Damn your notifications are also turned off.

Hobi: *scared*

Yoongi: *losing it* Give me your damn password!!

Hobi: *having an internal mental breakdown* No, I can't give you my password now.

Yoongi: Why the fuck not??

Hobi: *not trying to cry* You will hate me

Yoongi: *in a softer yet a bit threatening tone* No I won't. Please give me your damn password or open it on your own and check my message.

Rest of BTS: Tae,Kookie and Jin with their popcorn and Jimin and Namjoon losing their shit

Yoongi: Hobi it was a very very important message and I had to gather guts to write that.

Hobi: iloveyou

Yoongi: Sorry what?

Hobi: I Love You and that's my password too. *crying*

Yoongi: I love you too *almost not understandable* *runs crying to the bathroom*

Rest of BTS: checking Yoongi's message to Hobi.

I love you, Jung Hoseok!

Don't accept it if you don't

want to but I will kill you if

you tell other about me

confessing to you.

Hobi: *concerned* Hyung,what happened why are you crying?

Maknae line: *gathering around him,concerned*

Seokjin: *in between sobs* I was reading a book....that Namjoon suggested and...*crying intensifies*

Jungkook: And a character died?

Jimin: Were the lovers separated? *almost about to cry*

Hobi: What happened hyung?

Seokjin: And I didn't understand anything that the book told *continues crying*

Jin: Makes RJ

Namjoon: Owwh that looks just like my husband.

Hobi: How is the Namjoon fanclub going? Do I expect a new sexy edit?

JinKook *jumping to shut Hobi up*

Yoongi:

Namjoon:

JinKook: *looking at each other*

*tumbling and jumping up the couch, running unbelievably fast, pushing yoongi and hobi out of the way*

*falling on their knees*

Tae: I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour *winks*

Jungkook: I certainly want to try that one

SOPE looking at each other awkwardly

Yoongi,after a while: I also know a fun activity that can burn calories.*smirk*

Hobi: *ready to pounce on yoongi*

Yoongi: Let's go sleep for 12 hours straight and we can burn more than 600 calories without doing anything. Why would people do something when they can burn calories while sleeping?

Jin: Ahhh... how can we be so perfect!

Namjoon: I know right....we were made to be together

Jin: Truly

Namjoon: *kissing Jin on the neck from behind*

Jin: Ohhh my you scared me!! Since when have you been standing here?

Namjoon: Wait what?! Whom were you talking about just a while ago?

Jin: I was talking to my perfect and worldwide handsome face.

Jin: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

Yoongi: Istg if you continue, this will be your last joke.

Rest of BTS:

Jin: They go to the retail store

*windshield laughter*

Hobi & Jimin: *laughing their ass off*

Yoongi on top of Jin and Namjoon trying to stop them from physically fighting.

NJ: Nobody should know we are dating not until we tell them. They can't know Jin. Okay?

Jin: Ya I got it in the first go. You are telling this to me for the 100th time today.

NJ: Sorry baby

*Cuddling*

Maknae line in front of Namjoon's room

JK: Joon hyung have you seen Jin hyung anywhere?

NJ and Jin shocked

NJ: N-no Jin is not here

*face palms himself*

Maknae line getting more suspicious

JK: Namjoon hyung did you know we all are living in a bubble? What bubble is that?

NJ: NO JIN NO

Tae: Come on hyung dont be dumb it's so easy.

Jin: Its called UnbelieBUBBLE. And come here you little pieces of shit!!! How dare you call my Joonie dumb with that IQ of 148.

Jungkook, with a straight face: Nothing

Tae, looking betrayed: Wai- Didn't you ask me out just yesterday?

Jungkook: It's just that I want to cuddle with you all day and tell you how beautiful you are inside out and want you to buy me banana milk but I don't want you to be just a stupid boyfriend.

Tae:

Tae: You look like a snack and I am hungry

JK: *smirks* Let's go to our room babe

Hobi looking at TaeKook flirt

Hobi: You look like a whole ass meal and I am hungry.