Feel Better

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

yeah okay ill reblog that

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

shane hollander rocks because in so many ways he gives the vibe of someone who’s been living in his parents basement his whole adult life but he’s actually a wildly successful athlete and a massive massive whore

My "It can't be that bad- no one from the 29th century showed up to undo what I did." t-shirt is raising a lot of questions from Temporal Investigations that my t-shirt should have explained.

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun