Fun Dip and Peril

Back at it again.

So you didn’t hear this from me, but I’m pretty damn sure someone has thought of doing that already.Everyone was spreading rumors about it until Tallest Purple ordered for anyone caught talking about the idea to be launched into the nearest available star.

I like taking apart random human technology and using irken tech to make it way better. Like this laptop i fixed up to be able to connect to any WiFi network available, have much better sound quality, and also be nigh-indestructible. Plus, it looks nice.

Uh, well. Don’t really have so much of a favorite flavor as. A favorite color of candy? Is that weird?

THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION YOU EARTH CREATUREurb give me the camera damnit.

Not to brag, but my disguise is much better and more convenient than a certain someone’s.

The guy needs some damn therapy. A lot of it.

If your planet doesn’t have sugary flavored dip with chalky sticks to dunk in it, is the place really that good?

I used to be an engineer of sorts. Specialized in designing and improving PAK tools. Didn’t really like the job much.