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something or someone has to burn. i can't judge like this about others. my home isn't my own. me it'll be.

My big goal for this year is to start the preparation for a different employment and - more difficult - reduce the tabs on my main browser to under 200

#(and max. 75 on my second most used browser)

talesfromthecrypts

Most valid villain crash out in horror?

Listen if my brother-lover ruined our 20 year money scheme by falling in love with our latest patsy I'd also stab him in the face and run around our mansion screaming, crying, throwing up I understand Lucille.

#crimson peak #this is what i like about movies

a-fucking-velociraptor

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dajo42

this is the happiest day of my life

laloon

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Too soon

saheeli-rais-wife

65 million years…

randomslasher

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).

So it’s all good!!

gardenofroseandthorn

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

amurderofkittens

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

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Read a post about fruits and vegetables that were not native in europe but were originally known to native americans (north, middle, south) and later brought to euope, bit some felt wrong in the list – and i was right: Raspberries, Blueberries and (the small) strawberries have been in europe for thousands of years.

#i don't want to post under the original post because i fear something (i don't know what exactly - being misunderstood?) so i'll avoid it #as any not overthinking mentally stable person would do. Haha. Ha. This is fine.#Ah and yes the big stawberries are from the americas.

In my dream last night i had big very swollen bruises on my shins, right und ther the area where boots would end. I don't remember why, bot even in dream. Right now i had the realisation that is was a dream – because my shins right now are fine.

writing-prompt-s

You’ve just realized something strange about the humans. They’re a race that joined the galaxy recently, but you’ve just found evidence of them already been part of it for many millennia before, but it feels like everybody’s forgotten.

elidyce

We were delighted when the people calling themselves ‘humans’ joined the spacefaring races. They were clever and agile, hot-tempered and humorous, fierce and yet friendly, a young species with much to offer us.

Most species are still delighted. But we are the Bybleotekar, the recorders of the spaceways, and we have begun to wonder. Our merry companions are… not different, but too much the same. They understand so readily, accept so quickly - most new species have trouble adjusting to dealing with aliens, to the realities of space travel, to the sheer bigness of the universe. But the humans are so adaptable, so ready for it all, they might be remembering something they’ve forgotten, not learning something new.

Some of us, the Izaslanik of the Bybleotekar, the gatherers of information for the record keepers, began encouraging humans to join us, that we might study them more closely. They like the work - they are a curious species, delighting in new knowledge, and they make able assistants. My human companion is named Mira, a young female. She is a good companion, who sings sweetly and laughs often.

When Mira struck the first blow against what I thought I knew of the universe, against illusions soon to shatter that I had thought were truth, we were attending the coronation of a lesser Netar of the Kktil, recording the customs and ceremonies and unofficially enjoying the colourful celebrations. Mira was watching the dancing, her mouth widened in a ‘smile’. “It’s so pretty,” she said, her hairless face sheened with sweat under the hot sun. “I love the turquoise jewellery.” She pointed to the bright blue stones that bedecked the dancers. “I should buy some. Our homeworld doesn’t have any turquoise, you know. Only a few pieces we brought with us when we came.”

It takes me a little while to understand what she said. It is only later, during the feasting, that I turn to her again. “You said your homeworld doesn’t have turquoise. Only… what you brought with you. Do you mean turquoise you have bought offworld, since you joined the spaceways?”

bluebandana

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

Fucking tired. But at least my high ended like this and not in the hole i feared i would end in.

The music is still able to sings in my bones, but it can't move me enough. I i hear the other thoughts again.

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wizardarchetypes

not parody written with contempt for the genre or with love for the genre but a secret third thing—by someone otherwise ambivalent to the genre who was exposed to it so much by proxy that the genre possessed them against their will

chromaticabrasions

open rp

oh boy it is sure cold out here i wish a nice warmblooded human would invite me into their house to warm up becuz it is too cold out here for my also human blood in my human body so i need to be in a house with someone else with warm human blood oh boy

wizardarchetypes

hiiiiii <3 i live in a barn : )

chromaticabrasions

hello friend! may i step into your lovely barn and also do u happen to have warm human blood inside of you? smiles so sweetly at u

wizardarchetypes

i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.

chromaticabrasions

u…. u have timothy? lots of timothy ? for me? and i can sleep in a stall ;w; woaw…. no body has shown me this much kindness for two thousand years

wizardarchetypes

wwooooaaahhhh hold on. 2 thousand years? you're not a vampire are you....

chromaticabrasions

[oh no,,,, if he finds out that im a vampire and originally planned to kill him and suck his blood he might take back the hand of friendship he extended to me!]

i meant 2 years

im actually a very articulate horse. neighhh whinny etc 🐴

wizardarchetypes

Hmmm let me take a better look at you to be sure...

Well, there's always more room for another horse in here! Please, come in and enjoy some of this delicious timothy <3

(I pet your nose gently)

chromaticabrasions

*tearing up* thank you i love you i’ll be the best horse for you i promise i love you

wizardarchetypes

[now aware that this is a vampire but i assume they have something going on probably related back to their childhood so i'll let them pretend to be a horse until they're ready]

i love you too

crabussy

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

crabussy

(imagining the guilt ridden character I relate to being comforted or feeling miserable) it's good for them.this says nothing about me

barladera

celestial camouflage

danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

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homunculus-argument

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

lonelydipshit

Op I think you misspelled most

homunculus-argument

Where. The activity is expected. The location is a jumpscare surprise.

Love that at my workplace something like hooked from hazbin hotel on the shared radio is sfw

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