I'm so fucking punk rock that I don't even like punk rock

i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

gas? i light that. gate? i keep that. girl? i boss that

big fan of the gerudo woman who just sits up on the wall alone away from everyone and eats watermelon out of an infinitely generating pile and tells you to fuck off if you try and talk to her

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

@the-joker-hates-sjws

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

dream job: robert pattinson’s therapist …. i wanna see whats going on up there