Fuck life, that's why.

As long as your boobs are bigger than your belly you're not fat

Am I the only one who is considered an expert about some themes, for example a specific show or Fandom, without ever watching the show or reading the book? I just know everything from social media lol

The worst place to put a band aid is the hand. It's terrible. It's inconvenient. It's like Satan is laughing at you while you try to dry your hands but it doesn't work because you got a damn band aid on your finger which just stays wet as long as it wants, so you always have at least one wet finger. I hate them.

Rawrr.

Come with me into the depths of the forest for I shall kill our most hated friend so we can sacrifice them to the gods of the nature and then never speak of that ever again