we'll stay quiet underneath shooting stars

apply bun directly to the forehead

As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun. 

self-care is putting the softest bun on your face

remember when one direction had a massive announcement and it was a perfume and then a year later one direction had a massive announcement and it was another perfume and then a year later one direction had a massive announcement and it was another perfume 

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time

(star wars me up) star wars me up inside (can't star wars up) star wars me up inside (star wars)

me, age 8: *frantically looks around for witnesses before making my girl dolls kiss*

Things girls look for in a boy: •Day Man •Fighter of the Night Man •Champion of the sun •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

one direction apparently turned 6 today but to be honest those boys look to be in their early 20s

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°