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Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

What a time to be alive.

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold