Amber Volakis

Of course this is your fault.

Guilty. If you didn't flirt so obviously, there wouldn't have been anything to start.

I don’t flirt with anyone and Chase flirts with anything that breathes.

you don't flirt with anyone cause you're incapable

Tell that to Wilson.

wasn;t talking to you ? unless you mean foremans flirted with wilson

Whoopsie. My bad. Look in a mirror instead.

even IF i flirted with him he'd be too oblivious his skulls thicker than... a really thick skulll

Your use of the English language is really incredible.

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

What do you mean by that?

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

You’re 16.

sixteen year olds need fake affection too

Not to the same extent.

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

You’re 16.

They’re checking your temperature and trying to make you think it’s just affection.

house is pisssing me ogf im going to

elaborate?

No

oh no! I have a shitton of Tylenol if you need it. Also noise canceling headphones

Thank you.

otw

i better not see you on Tumblr for a while, you need to sleep

I have work today, anyways.

call in bro please u looked like shit

Nope

I'm begging you, call in. You need to rest

He didn’t call in and he did look like shit.

im gonna break his bones /j

He’ll just look worse. Probably isn’t used to not being a pretty boy for once in his life.

oh no! I have a shitton of Tylenol if you need it. Also noise canceling headphones

Thank you.

otw

i better not see you on Tumblr for a while, you need to sleep

I have work today, anyways.

call in bro please u looked like shit

Nope

I'm begging you, call in. You need to rest

He didn’t call in and he did look like shit.

Don’t ask me that question

I don't even know where "Choreman" came from. You and Chase are the straightest people I know.

how is that twink one of the straightest people you know?

I'M NOT A TWINK!!!

Funny how you knew she meant you and not Foreman

hi imstikl at the watd….. getme out ofhere please

House might. Weird case.

I'm going to Canada! That's a joke..

If you do, I volunteer my dad to be cannibalized, you don't have to keep him alive

Would he consent though??

...considering what he's done, his consent doesn't matter

Oh ok I can help cannibalise him.

--[[ girl have you ever considered getting a normal hobby ?? ]]--

Nope. I don't want one.

--[[ well yours is weird and offputting and unsettling ]]--

The entire hospital is offputting and unsettling.

No shit you broke the dresscode. Leave something for the imagination.

mfw i remember that bro will never know how a blowjob feels

I think he’s calling you a virgin

--[[ that wasn't really my original point actually. but i guess it's jsut as true. so yeah. i'll go with that instead ]]--

Instead?

mfw i remember that bro will never know how a blowjob feels

I think he’s calling you a virgin