Eric Foreman

@dr-robertchase Do you know what this means?

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

im at home. house let me take the day off. ill come pick you up?

Alright. Thank you. Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, of course. Are you feeling any sort of physical pain? What do you want to do?

fuck. i dont really know?to both of the wuestions. you can choose waht to do.

Alright. Movie? We can watch the breakfast one you like.

we can pick one you like this time.

No, we’ll watch one of yours. I don’t mind.

you're allowed to have an opinoin eric. please?

We’ll find something we’ll both like.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

im at home. house let me take the day off. ill come pick you up?

Alright. Thank you. Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, of course. Are you feeling any sort of physical pain? What do you want to do?

fuck. i dont really know?to both of the wuestions. you can choose waht to do.

Alright. Movie? We can watch the breakfast one you like.

we can pick one you like this time.

No, we’ll watch one of yours. I don’t mind.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

im at home. house let me take the day off. ill come pick you up?

Alright. Thank you. Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, of course. Are you feeling any sort of physical pain? What do you want to do?

fuck. i dont really know?to both of the wuestions. you can choose waht to do.

Alright. Movie? We can watch the breakfast one you like.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

im at home. house let me take the day off. ill come pick you up?

Alright. Thank you. Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, of course. Are you feeling any sort of physical pain? What do you want to do?

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

im at home. house let me take the day off. ill come pick you up?

Alright. Thank you. Are you feeling okay?

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

you didnt have to :( but thank you. what are you doing?

At the lab. Should be done soon.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

this sounds ominous. but seriously .

I’m serious. It’s a gift.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

how much do i owe you?

You don’t owe me anything.

@eric-foreman-official it works :)

Good. Keep it.

@dr-robertchase CLIPPEDDDDDD

im not silly. i am a well respected surgeon. also who is taking these pictures?

no comment...

why is chase drawing sad faces???

okay understandable but why would Willow break your keyboard

I have a spare keyboard somewhere. You can have it.

See you soon.

@dr-robertchase CLIPPEDDDDDD

im not silly. i am a well respected surgeon. also who is taking these pictures?

no comment...

why is chase drawing sad faces???

okay understandable but why would Willow break your keyboard

I have a spare keyboard somewhere. You can have it.

why does the diagnostics office have to be the only damn room in the hospital without ac?

And yet you still wear a jumper almost daily?

eric started it. also she's not dying i saved her. from foremans malpractice. maybe i shouldnt have worn his tie again

You started it before we even walked into the hospital. And she was fine.

what did i do its your fault for having to show up in a three piece everyday

Never said it’s a bad thing.

bad for the patient. also all those heartbroken nurses youve been leading on

The patient was fine. Can’t say anything about the nurses since I’ve found an assortment of unsavoury gifts in my locker.

who is she? do you know what ward shes in?

No idea. All anonymous.

im going to kill her

Don’t kill nurses. I think that’s breaking the Geneva convention.

thers one obvious law i can think of before that one but okay sure buddy

That too, obviously. And you also took a vow to do no harm.

That’s a good start, but remember you need ingredients to actually make dinner. Think about what we use most often while cooking.

this. is dinner. also youre always the one cooking. i have an idea how about i push the trolley and you can pick ingredients

This time, alright. But you’re gonna learn how to do this yourself, too.

I’m gonna stay with you, but I might have other things to do when you go to the store sometimes. You’ll be fine, baby.

hwh whar fuck what . what what. okauy :) ill learne

Are you okay?

:) mhmm allgood

Are you sure?

ajre you okay

I’m fine. Do you need some water?

are you sure.

I’m sure. Now answer my questions.

whta was it

Are you sure you’re okay and do you need water?

i dont know.

I’m getting you water.

sounds good. alsosw you should drink some

Alright. If you say so.

yeah . i DID say so

did you take your antihistemines? if you dod then pet her. she likes head scratches. or i can take her if you like

I think she’s growling.

catd dont growl, they snarl. shes purring, by the way. she likes you. me and williw have lots in common

Why does she like me?

for starters, youre really warm. second. youre calm and not fidgety. id have a third point for emphasis but i dont rmemeber

You’re also warm. And she’s around you more.

I don’t think your conversations have much of a hand in it.

shes actuallysmaty she knows where i hide the tuna now. okay mayabe youre jusr really calm . i like that

Are you sure you’re alright?

mhm. right. yes. are you?

I’m okay.

mm okayy. so theres absolutely nothing g you want to say right okah cool im takingg the acouch if i wanna sleel im tried

i didnt say you were neant to say anthring i was mkaing sure you didnt want to say anything cause if you ddid i wouldnt mind like maybe something you metnioned before but didnt. elbarotar on or need to repeat but if youre fine il fine. and also its okay im already sleepy on the couch

What do you want me to say? There’s clearly something on your mind.

you are . imagining thingks. maybae think about it. and remember maybe. this is mortifying enough as it is. you can ponder over this aaa in thrne night. im tired. also, stay?

I’ll stay. Goodnight.

eric started it. also she's not dying i saved her. from foremans malpractice. maybe i shouldnt have worn his tie again

You started it before we even walked into the hospital. And she was fine.

what did i do its your fault for having to show up in a three piece everyday

Never said it’s a bad thing.

bad for the patient. also all those heartbroken nurses youve been leading on

The patient was fine. Can’t say anything about the nurses since I’ve found an assortment of unsavoury gifts in my locker.

who is she? do you know what ward shes in?

No idea. All anonymous.

im going to kill her

Don’t kill nurses. I think that’s breaking the Geneva convention.

thers one obvious law i can think of before that one but okay sure buddy

That too, obviously. And you also took a vow to do no harm.

That’s a good start, but remember you need ingredients to actually make dinner. Think about what we use most often while cooking.

this. is dinner. also youre always the one cooking. i have an idea how about i push the trolley and you can pick ingredients

This time, alright. But you’re gonna learn how to do this yourself, too.

I’m gonna stay with you, but I might have other things to do when you go to the store sometimes. You’ll be fine, baby.

hwh whar fuck what . what what. okauy :) ill learne

Are you okay?

:) mhmm allgood

Are you sure?

ajre you okay

I’m fine. Do you need some water?

are you sure.

I’m sure. Now answer my questions.

whta was it

Are you sure you’re okay and do you need water?

i dont know.

I’m getting you water.

sounds good. alsosw you should drink some

Alright. If you say so.

yeah . i DID say so

did you take your antihistemines? if you dod then pet her. she likes head scratches. or i can take her if you like

I think she’s growling.

catd dont growl, they snarl. shes purring, by the way. she likes you. me and williw have lots in common

Why does she like me?

for starters, youre really warm. second. youre calm and not fidgety. id have a third point for emphasis but i dont rmemeber

You’re also warm. And she’s around you more.

I don’t think your conversations have much of a hand in it.

shes actuallysmaty she knows where i hide the tuna now. okay mayabe youre jusr really calm . i like that

Are you sure you’re alright?

mhm. right. yes. are you?

I’m okay.

mm okayy. so theres absolutely nothing g you want to say right okah cool im takingg the acouch if i wanna sleel im tried

i didnt say you were neant to say anthring i was mkaing sure you didnt want to say anything cause if you ddid i wouldnt mind like maybe something you metnioned before but didnt. elbarotar on or need to repeat but if youre fine il fine. and also its okay im already sleepy on the couch

What do you want me to say? There’s clearly something on your mind.

eric started it. also she's not dying i saved her. from foremans malpractice. maybe i shouldnt have worn his tie again

You started it before we even walked into the hospital. And she was fine.

what did i do its your fault for having to show up in a three piece everyday

Never said it’s a bad thing.

bad for the patient. also all those heartbroken nurses youve been leading on

The patient was fine. Can’t say anything about the nurses since I’ve found an assortment of unsavoury gifts in my locker.

who is she? do you know what ward shes in?

No idea. All anonymous.

im going to kill her

Don’t kill nurses. I think that’s breaking the Geneva convention.

thers one obvious law i can think of before that one but okay sure buddy

That too, obviously. And you also took a vow to do no harm.

That’s a good start, but remember you need ingredients to actually make dinner. Think about what we use most often while cooking.

this. is dinner. also youre always the one cooking. i have an idea how about i push the trolley and you can pick ingredients

This time, alright. But you’re gonna learn how to do this yourself, too.

I’m gonna stay with you, but I might have other things to do when you go to the store sometimes. You’ll be fine, baby.

hwh whar fuck what . what what. okauy :) ill learne

Are you okay?

:) mhmm allgood

Are you sure?

ajre you okay

I’m fine. Do you need some water?

are you sure.

I’m sure. Now answer my questions.

whta was it

Are you sure you’re okay and do you need water?

i dont know.

I’m getting you water.

sounds good. alsosw you should drink some

Alright. If you say so.

yeah . i DID say so

did you take your antihistemines? if you dod then pet her. she likes head scratches. or i can take her if you like

I think she’s growling.

catd dont growl, they snarl. shes purring, by the way. she likes you. me and williw have lots in common

Why does she like me?

for starters, youre really warm. second. youre calm and not fidgety. id have a third point for emphasis but i dont rmemeber

You’re also warm. And she’s around you more.

I don’t think your conversations have much of a hand in it.

shes actuallysmaty she knows where i hide the tuna now. okay mayabe youre jusr really calm . i like that

Are you sure you’re alright?

mhm. right. yes. are you?

I’m okay.

mm okayy. so theres absolutely nothing g you want to say right okah cool im takingg the acouch if i wanna sleel im tried