not infinite

not to be dramatic but…there’s some good in this world mr frodo…..and it’s worth fightin for

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

“hey real talk tho... in my car....i got snacks”

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious

history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is? me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN 

THIS GIVES ME LIFE

so are y’all’s hearts ever just. entirely consumed and overwhelmed by your pure unfaltering love and admiration for shinee

chiggins in the sun

This is what life is about

this was just too much