hello vonnie
shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
tannertan36
@theartofmadeline
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Today's Document
art blog(derogatory)
blake kathryn
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
oozey mess
Kaledo Art
Origami Around
occasionally subtle
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@not-a-cupcake
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
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our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in
Dave Rapoza
please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious
was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history
HOLY FUCK
Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset
just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account
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It’s so good
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looks at you
looks at you
@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
My dinnar 💪💯❗💥
This is one of your worst posts yet man
Poverty Food
Visual Innuendo
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"
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don't think about your life past 9pm teto
thanks thomas
thomas.
This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
nice one dumbass
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
