“It tastes like meat, obviously.”
"But what does meat taste like?"
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@nostar-mako
“It tastes like meat, obviously.”
"But what does meat taste like?"

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That was not the response he thought it was going to get. “Well yours looks like meatloaf!”
“"Meatloaf sounds yummy! I wonder what it tastes like.. I only know what croquettes do!"
“Don’t you dare fucking say it!!”
“Like toilet paper!”
((OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY WITH ALL THOSE REBLOG/POSTS MY KEYBOARD “R” WASNT WORKING SO I KEPT REPEATEDLY PRESSING IT AND UGHHH WHYYYY IM SO SORRY))
nostar-mako
“Um? What do you think you’re looking at?”
“Your hair! It looks like a... Like a..."

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“Mako Mankanshoku is back on board!”
Chopper spotted her. A hyperactive student. What luck! People were hard to come across in the forest! Of course, unlike her, Chopper had been alone all this time. He couldn't guess how happy and cheerful she was just by a first glance, so he rushed towards the girl, his bored gaze brightened into an excited grin. Placing his hoof atop Mako's leg, he hoped to get her to look down and acknowledge him. "Excuse me~!" He happily cheered.
With brown eyes looking down upon of what hit her leg, Mako jumps slightly in surprise. She let out a big gasp, putting out her hands in a form of a karate chop, ready to defend herself. "Mako knows how to do karate, and she isn’t afraid to use it!" she exclaims, a huff held in by the puffiness of her cheeks.
She stops for a moment at the voice thinking, wow how cute! Wondering if the appearance is a costume, Mako bends down to him with her hands rested upon the knees.
"Oh, hello!"
Abort mission. Abort mission.He was going to die, this was it. No one is going to find his body if she eats him now.
On the impact of being tackled, the young illusionist dropped his bag of groceries with a loud thud. That was the sound of the eggs cracking. Fran’s eyes widen. His master was going to kill him and it was this girl’s fault. He didn’t want to do more illusion training but there was nothing he could do. He had no more money.
Slowly turning to the girl, he sees that she’s human. My eggs were sacrificed for this? Fran took a step back. “You must be stupid.” He replied, getting his battle stance ready. If he couldn’t get his eggs back, night as well take her life.
Mako stood back up with a pat to her skirt. Glancing back at the little boy, she tilted her head in confusion. Hold the phone, what is he doing? Is he... commence stance! Her body formed to what she believed to be the crane and let out a 'waaAAHHH!'
There's no stars on the boy, and it didn't seem like he was wearing a goku uniform either. And looks to be about the same age as her own little brother. Peace of cake!
"Uh--!" She blanked out at the sight of grocery bags, seeing all of the food smashed and leaking. It was food.... FOOD.
"M-Mako is really sorry about that!"
Fran was casually strolling, going home from an errand from his master. Suddenly, the little boy stopped. What was that? He looked to his left, then to his right. No one was there, yet he heard someone running.
Looking behind him, he sees a young girl running towards him like the speed of light, faster than he had seen anyone run. His eyes widen. Is she after me? Maybe she was one of his master’s ex-girlfriends trying to kill him.
Quickly, Fran started to run as fast as he can. However, the groceries in his hands were slowing him down. He couldn’t afford to drop them but he didn’t want to die either. “Waaaah, scary girl chasing me!”
Target is picking up speed! But engines are running out of steam! Quickly, fill up the gas with a croquette and boost the speed!
And with that one bite of her lunch, Mako started getting closer and closer to the apple. Her mouth drooled as her tongue fell to the side, wondering what a meal she'll be having for breakfast. Must be a giant Fuji apple, and it's all hers!
She tackled the boy, hugging his hat. "Apple, yum!" To her disappointment, this 'apple' seems to be attached to this boy.
"Hey wait a minute.. You have a giant apple as a brain! You're an alien!"
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Right foot, left foot, right, left. It's always the same routine from having to walk to school and back without her friend around. Quite boring, but that doesn't stop Mako from pushing forward. With a yawn covered by a hand, she whines out loud to herself, "Waaah, Mako sure is hungry, but mom's croquettes should be saved for lunchtime!"
In a distance, she could've sworn she saw a giant apple. No, no ,no, this must be one of those silly things whenever one is tired. Wait a minute, it's moving!
"Hold upppp! Mako wants to eat chu'! Wait!" She held her waving arm up, running towards the small figure.

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asklev replied to your post “On my way looking fo’ that booty!”
OMG SAMMIE I MISSED U SO MUCH
BROS UNITED ONCE AGAIN
"On my way looking fo' that booty!"
{Hehehe, received my new desktop today! Eeps, love it so muchies, and soon I will be able to get back to RPing and updating! Stay tuned my tasty croquettes, mmmm! ♥}
{ Guys, I s2g that I'll come back and RP once I have my free time aaahhhh sorry! }
Was that an unintended pun? “I don’t have any takoyaki, nor any money. If you want some, buy some yourself.”
"B-B-But Mako doesn't have the money either! We can earn some though, like-- Dress up as homeless people and crouch down near the corner of big buildings while stroking our long, white beards. And then hold up cans towards people and beg as sad violin plays in the background! Oh, how terrible!"

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"Ah thank you!"
"A hair bob like yours, hm? It is a very nice cut. Makes you look very cute."
"Uwaaa--thanks! Mako makes sure to trim it every month! Maybe a new hairstyle wouldn't be so bad.. What do you think?"
"Che— th’hell do you want?"
"Mako wants ta' takoyakiiiiii!"