Bad Things Happen To Good Characters

Hold on, we got UlquiHime crumbs in this AU? 🫢 It seems Ulquiorra visits the local bakery often, and we know who has a part-time job at a bakery... 👀

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Ulquihime week 2023 Prompt list!

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Hello everyone! I binged bustafellows this weekend and now I’m back with another one of these assumptions and playlist posts. All the playlist covers are either from chapter 1 or were flashed in the trailer, so the majority of this post is spoiler free. There is one spoiler implied character under the cut. Please open at your own risk.

Well well shall we get started?

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Limbo

Ya’ll are the kinds of people with the really recognizable laugh.

If you have one, you probably check your LinkedIn too much

Retro inspired aesthetics and/or musically inclined

Either really extraverted or really introverted no middle ground

High maintenance and/or needs a lot of attention from their s/o

Absolutely insufferable to be around when you’re in a relationship

PDA, pet names, terrible to third wheel

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Shu

Bottoms where you at?

Never grew out of your bad boy phase

You exclusively date people older than you and/because you're really into height differences

Probably needs a hug

Can’t cook

The kind of person that can and will steal their s/o’s entire closet over the course of a month

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Helvetica

Masochists. You probably secretly or not so secretly enjoy getting roasted.

Most honest people on this list

Probably had the best grades in school

Spends too much money on caffeinated beverages and on eating out in general

Will make everyone wait to eat until they're done taking aesthetically pleasing pictures of their food.

Will also judge people based on their sign

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Mozu

Most sane people on this list

Probably a cinnamon roll

I also get the feeling that a decent portion of ya’ll are ace

Breakfast/Brunch is your favorite meal

Buys a new plant for your room every time you go to trader joes and calls it "self-care"

The kind of person that listens to gory true crime while cooking/eating

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Scarecrow

Ya’ll are the people that can’t say no to anything.

Okay I’m not sure this goes for all of you but a significant portion of you are incessant abba or k-pop girl group fans

I know y’all have common sense most of the time, but somehow around your friends you collectively share one brain cell

The kind of person that falls in love with their best friend and/or exclusively crushes on people they’re already close to

Has the highest EQ of the people on this list except for when it comes to yourself.

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Last character under the cut. Minor Spoilers.

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