Ship Scoundrel

Xavier

The energy of the cool older sister in a mid-2000s coming of age movie

Related to the bullet above: Assuming you have a well curated closet. Let me borrow your cute accessories pretty please.

Chaotic drivers, there is no passenger princess when riding with you lol

Spends too much money on food delivery

Zayne

Your AO3 bookmarks are a gold mine

Oldest daughter energy. I wouldn't want to fight you. In fact you're the person I want to call up if I need to fight someone else.

For some reason Iʻm under the impression that a good number of y’all are Cancers.

Zayne is sleep deprived but y'all have the best sleep schedule of anyone else here

Rafayel

Bi-girlies rise up 💪

Low key the mean friend, but in a charming heart of gold kinda way. I trust you to tell me hard truths straight up.

Might not initially seem like it but secretly the most reliable people here. The kinda person I'd call in a pinch.

The person who’s definitely gonna cry in the movie theater

Sylus

Ex-Zayne stans

Y'all are tuned into booktok discourse. Willing to bet yall have the Libby app on your phone.

Best taste out of everyone, we can always trust your restaurant recs.

Not handy or crafty.

For some reason Iʻm under the impression that a good number of y’all are Taurus.

Caleb

Long-game girlies or Homie hoppers. No in-between.

Big dreamers, potentially bordering delusional.

Not confrontational. Wouldnʻt say anything if a restaurant messed up your order

Also gonna say that most of yall are probably otome game veterans. Like you've stuck around so long the red flags don't look red anymore lol