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Can't believe this didn't happen on Tumblr. We're slipping, people. Thread under the cut. Source attached to post.
I need the Mandy Patinkin Columbo for reasons
100%, I’d love to see the Natasha Lyonne one too
That’s literally just Poker Face.
(and you should absolutely watch it if you haven’t)
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh
They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
i quit cold turkey
quit what?
cold turkey
yeah but what did you quit
im telling you, i quit cold turkey
alcohol?
no i quit cold turkey
i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit
and im telling you i quit cold turkey
wait. you quit cold turkey?
yes i quit cold turkey
like the meat?
no i dont like it thats why i quit it
cold turkey?
no im gradually weaning myself off it
Death Games (genre)
As of writing, the English Wikipedia has no dedicated article for the death game genre. The closest it comes is a subsection of the battle royal article, the article being primarily about the boxing and wrestling concept rather than its use in fiction. Despite the subsection's ability to list over 30 notable examples of the genre, a discussion on whether to split it into its own article stalled in 2024 after the following comment by Paul_012:

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This mall kiosk doesn't seem to have gone over well...
Impeccable music choice here:
On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch
It is continually annoying to me that, despite being in general a Pretty Good baker, I still cannot make brownies from scratch that come out better than the Ghirardelli box mix :/
Music: Best of 2024
So I kind of missed doing this last year, but I finally got around to it! These are my 100 favorite songs that I heard for the first time in 2024, regardless of when they were actually released.
(except they're not actually my very favorite 100, because like with the 2023 playlist I limited myself to only picking one song per (primary) artist, because otherwise like 4-5 artists would make up a good ~%25 of the tracks.)
There is absolutely no rhyme or reason to the ordering.
full tracklist and some brief "liner notes" under the cut:
This just got posted to a Discord I'm on & my first thought was, "ah yes, for @elodieunderglass."
@kedreeva explaining that albino UPS trucks don't exist and that you can see it's leucistic because its windows are blue and not red
actually! They do but this is still a leucistic vehicle. The windows are not eyes, like some cartoons would have you believe, they are false eye markings to deter predators (largely other vehicles), and due to their translucent nature can appear different colors even when there is none. The headlamps are where you would look, but even then it might not tell you much; the actual lamps on most vehicles are already "white," and both leucistic and albino vehicles have a cool white cast instead of the normal warm white (which can even appear cream or yellow). SOME albinos will have indicators around the eyes though.
The markings on the side are also not a great indicator, as those are brands added by the company to purchase the truck, in this case UPS.
But what we CAN see from here is the black rims, and black encircling the rear light patches, which indicates leucism not albinism. In an albino, you'd see white, red, or possibly chrome in some species.
This would be an example of an albino truck:
and a different one where you can see the chrome rims and white or absent light casings, but as you can see there's very little other indication on this guy except! that the front grill usually has black, and this one doesn't.
Not to say that albinism is necessarily unhealthy, but you can kinda see genetic deformities on both of these trucks. It's less a case of albinism causing deformities and more a problem of albinism appears more often in poorly-bred cars, and is usually seen in consumer-owned trucks like the above, not in working vehicles. These trucks also often have behavioral problems (personals space issues) and sensory issues (poor eyesight, poor hearing), making them a bit of a menace on public roadways. They're better kept away from the public.
So, I'm relatively certain the above UPS truck is a leucistic one, but it would help to see the front to be sure. Still a really cool photo of an unusual animal though! Thanks for the tag!

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it's that time again
Time for the 2025 Miss Universe National Costume competition! I hope you like sexy birds, rhinestones, and drag for extremely fancy cis women.
Let's get started!
Miss Albania is a sexy bird inspired by the Albanian flag, which is as close to generic as this competition ever gets. Points for construction and ease of wear, though.
Miss Cote D'Ivoire's costume is beautifully made and does a great job of combining traditional textiles with bling, and the wings are well-balanced and well-built. If I have any critique, it's that we should maybe all take a minute and ask ourselves whether we want to place an animal-head-shaped decorative element over the contestant's chest or groin area. In my opinion, the answer should almost always be "no."
It was impossible to find a decent photo of Miss Ireland's Tribute To Gráinne O'Malley, possibly due to embarrassment on the part of everyone involved. If you set me loose at the Maryland Rennaissance Festival for 45 minutes I could recreate this costume down to the last detail. Also she dropped her sword while trying to twirl it.
Miss Panama's costume is wider than she is tall and covered in gold, feathers, and rhinestones, which is such a relief at this point.
Poor Miss US Virgin Islands can barely walk, her dress is basically one big mural, and there's a small chest of gold coins located directly over her crotch. Oof. I guess I like the rainbow madras trim?
Here's a comic I made for Halloween! It's sorta like Power Rangers but with casual swearing
Now readable on my website!
I'm working on another comic with these characters btw
Already started posting concept art to my patreon!
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Some further thoughts, this time on the odd morality of Fargo. Cut, again, for spoilers for pretty much everything.
The fundamental worldview of the show is... interesting.
To an extent, it's existentialist. It recognizes that The Rules Are Made Up, for instance; Malvo's philosophy that "all that matters is what an individual person can do" from S1 is all but explicitly endorsed by the show. Systems, organizations and laws, throughout the show, are shown to be fundamentally ineffective in the face of a single person with the Will to Power, and the central conflict of every season can reasonably be reduced to a struggle between two or more of these fully realized individuals.
The obvious extension of this worldview would be that there is also no such thing as Good, Truth, or Justice in the absolute sense -- but the show doesn't go that far. The most obvious counterexample is the, you know, fucking angel in S3 directly intervening on the side of goodness (and civilization, given Yuri's beast mask), but there are several moments throughout the show's run where it tips its hand.
The one that jumped out at me the most on our rewatch was actually from S1: the rabbi who lives across the courtyard from Gus. It's not just that he's a man of faith (in both senses), it's that he provides a direct counterargument to Malvo's philosophy -- an explicit statement of the power and value of community to keep out predators -- and Malvo folds. The same apex predator who we've seen intimidate multiple authority figures into submission simply by staring at them loses the staring contest with a representative of Good.
We can reconcile this potential incoherence in the show's worldview: it believes that Good is Community. The angel only intervenes, after all, after Nikki's motivation has transformed from exacting personal vengeance to taking out a predator threating others, not to mention helping Wrench escape their hunters at significant risk to herself.
This also explains which characters the show respects, in a way that reclassifies the Sheep/Goon/Sheepdog/Wolf structure a bit. Specifically, while Naive/Effective remains a crucial axis, Lawful/Criminal should better be understood as Community-Focused vs Individualist. By "community-focused" I don't just mean they support other people, but that they support the idea of Community, of agreed-upon (if made-up) Rules that everybody agrees to follow for the betterment of all. In seasons 1 and 3, the only Sheepdogs are on the side not just of community generally but (until Nikki's late turn) police in particular, and the only Wolves are individualist, but the historical seasons -- 2 and 4 -- disrupt that pattern.
The show has tremendous respect for Floyd Gerhardt, even though she's the head of a murderous criminal organization, because she has principles, is focused on the preservation of her family, business and even relationships with other gangs, and is effective at imposing that vision on the world (until, like Malvo, she's outplayed by a Wolf). It doesn't feel quite right to call her a Wolf herself -- she's not a predator the way Malvo, Lester and Hanzee are -- but if we allow that a Sheepdog does not have to be aligned with Law, merely with Rules and Community, then that becomes a perfect description of her character.
Consider also the three different gang bosses in S4, and in particular how much more respect the show gives to Cannon and Violante than to Josto. There are plenty of Wolves (or wannabes) on both sides, but those first two are focused not on ignoring those rules that don't help them but on enforcing a world of order and community. Josto, meanwhile, wants to be a Wolf while also being in charge of an organization, goals which are fundamentally incompatible, and this leaves him looking more pathetic than anything else.
This, I think, explains the show's treatment of Roy in season 5: Roy presents himself as a Sheepdog, but he's not actually interested in Rules or Community except insofar as they directly benefit him. It's an interesting question whether he thinks of himself as a Sheepdog or a Wolf, but he clearly is just a Goon, when it comes down to it, and thus not deserving of the show's respect as Wolves and Sheepdogs are.
Now, a question for discussion: what the fuck is Oraetta?
Five years after running out of steam halfway through season 3, my wife and I finally picked Fargo back up -- starting over at the beginning -- and we just finished season 5 last night. And god damn, what a fucking season of television that was. Some unsorted thoughts, full of spoilers:
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God damn but the soundtrack had zero respect for Roy and his militia. Like, for a show that has the running theme of "local connectivity getting steamrolled by modernity and corporations" (to borrow @bambamramfan's phrasing) but carefully avoids taking a firm stance on the moral valence of that -- until now, it had made a point of treating both sides in all iterations of that conflict with equal dignity, and the narrative of S5 treats these men as genuine, serious threats -- the needle drops in the last few episodes overtly mock their self-image as Serious Men.
For instance, the goddamn two-minute long single-take close-up tracking shot of Roy marching to the shed, his anger and steely resolve building into the Manly Determination to Do Whatever it Takes to bring Dot to heel -- it's a great moment! And the music sounds appropriately dramatic and threatening, except for how it's, you know, a cello-forward cover of "Toxic" by Britney Spears. And of course there's the E9 montage of the podunk proud boys rolling in to defend the ranch, armed to the teeth and manning truck-mounted machine guns, set to "YMCA."
And I'm a little torn, because on the one hand these moments are both extremely funny, but on the other hand they undercut the villains in a way that feels like the hand of the author making itself visible. It's not at all of a piece with how the show has handled criminals and villains in the past -- even Gaetano's greatest moments of buffoonery weren't actively mocked by the show itself -- and while I get why they made those choices on the interpretive level I don't really understand them on the meta-interpretive one.
You could argue that the show wants to clearly communicate that, you know, self-righteous wife-beaters deserve less respect than even the most casually murderous profit-motivated criminals, but... why would it want that? Did the writers not trust the audience to get that without such blatant hinting? That would be very out-of-character for this show.
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Sort of related, thinking about the villains in particular and characters in general: this season, more than any of the other ones, really played with the contrast between apparent competence-vs-gormlessness and actual competence. To crib bambamramfam's analysis again, the show generally sorts characters into quadrants defined by lawful vs. criminal and naive vs. effective, in support of the thesis that Objective Good does not exist, and good in the world can only exist when people who believe it ought to make it so.
Except, now that the show has explored and implicitly codified this dynamic over the course of four seasons, in S5 it blurs the hell out of those lines. Dot is the central and most obvious example, but there are many others:
Roy starts out seeming like a classic Wolf: dangerous, determined and calculating. Sure, he's continually let down by the various Goons he dispatches to do his dirty work, but for the first 2/3 of the season, every time he gets directly involved, he immediately achieves his goals. It had me trying to figure out how much of his far-right, Christian nationalist/SovCit rhetoric was genuine, versus the fiction that would most effectively let him manage his minions. ...and then he shoots Danish, a purely self-destructive action. He gains absolutely no value from the murder -- something he could easily have understood at the time -- and if you had to pick a single moment where his fate is sealed, that would probably be it. It's not just purposeless, it's ineffective, and at that moment you realize that: oh shit, he actually believes all his horseshit. Roy is not a Wolf, he's a Goon who's just been lucky his entire life until now. Note, too, the contrast between Roy's defeat and Malvo's from S1: Malvo, basically the iconic Wolf, is only beaten by a Sheepdog, while Roy is captured by unknown, faceless federal agents as a direct result of another of his own stupid, self-indulgent decisions (disowning Gator before leaving him behind).
Danish, meanwhile, goes the other way: for the first several episodes, he seems like a retread of Sy (S3), an impression strongly supported by his oddball appearance (and, of course, by the casting of Dave Foley). But... he's actually very competent! Despite the impression of gormlessness he projects, he doesn't make a single misstep in his actual actions throughout the season -- except for the same one that the audience has been led to make, of mistaking Roy for a Wolf who can be trusted to act in his own self-interest if nothing else.
Witt spends almost the entire season as an nigh-archetypal Fargo Sheepdog: focused, attentive, clever and strategic. And indeed he is all those things; he seems very much an extension of Gus (S1), picking up at the end of that season after he's found his nerve. We get so many scenes of Witt staring down the villains, refusing to be intimidated and only backing down when it's clear his position is tactically impossible (a characterization that's made particularly rich coming off S4's focus on anti-Black racism). ...but, for all that he seems to embody the best of Fargo lawmen, when it comes down to it, unlike Gus he can't actually pull the trigger. It's a particularly harsh commentary, for this show, on the difference between wanting a better world and being willing to make one.
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And then of course there's Lorraine. My god, what an incredible character and performance; some of Jennifer Jason Leigh's micro-expressions had me literally clapping in delight. For a character who's introduced as a loathsome stereotype of conservative billionaires (the first two episodes feature both her gun-totin' Christmas card, her blithe dismissal of Scotty's gender presentation, and the giant "No" mural behind her desk (which had me in hysterics the first time it was revealed)), she grew fascinatingly nuanced over the course of the season.
In particular, she is the first character in the series who blurs the Wolf/Sheepdog dichotomy. Specifically, she's a Wolf who uses her awareness of the imaginary nature of Rules not just to enrich herself but, like a Sheepdog, to protect a community. The "community" in this case is partly, you know, her immediate family and friendscolleagues, but also the broader category of "women who are victims of sexism." This latter is crucial, because it makes it clear that she actually has a positive vision of How The World Should Be, and she makes several choices that advance that vision even at some cost to herself. This culminates in her final revenge on Roy, which has her forgiving debt in the name of ensuring his misery.
Her worldview, without question, is fairly twisted and a little self-centered, but it isn't one where The Only Thing That Matters Is Power. She genuinely cares, in her weird way, about women who struggle against patriarch[s/y]; that belief is what leads to her changing her mind about Dot. She also genuinely cares about (some) other people, even though she tries not to show it; her genuine attachment to Danish comes through clearly both when she learns of his death (those micro-expressions!) and in her vengeance.
Anyway, I don't know that I have a clear thesis here, other than holy shit what a character. Very likely my single favorite from all five seasons of the show. Yes, even beating out Mike Milligan.
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There's a whole lot more still to say about:
the central concept of Debt -- I was so impressed with how coherently the season handled that theme, in both the literal/financial and metaphorical/interpersonal sense, and the way Munch was like a hidden throughline for it.
Masculinity (god, but Wayne is a fascinating character).
The way this season, despite (per wikipedia) being the only one with no connections to any other seasons or the movie, is in much deeper dialogue with all that came before it than any previous one.
How the last two episodes retroactively transform Gator from a walking stereotype of a Goon getting his well-deserved comeuppance into -- and I mean this very literally -- the protagonist of a classical Aristotelian tragedy.
...but that's all gonna have to wait for another post because this one has gotten enormous. Hopefully tomorrow.

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talking about impenetrable accents/dialect just reminded me. when I was in Milan a couple of years back I was staying in this little rathole hotel and I had the biggest fucking migraine, so I was like non c'è problema I'll just go buy painkillers. of course every pharmacy on the map in a three block radius was closed, so my stupid ass just starts wandering around trying to figure out on the fly if you can get OTC from supermarkets in italy.
I walk into this little everything store (to my foreign eyes the kind of place that back home could sell you a bunch of carrots, a 6-pack of beer, pantyhose, bleach and a screwdriver set) and I see some household basics in the back but not what I need. with the confidence of a person who is only in the city for 3 days because he got bored and packed a bag and booked the cheapest flight available the week before (<= MENTAL ILLNESS), I was like no worries I know some italian, I can just ask.
I grab a bottle of water, walk up to the counter, and I'm like Ciao, hai il paracetamolo? And the guy is like che, and I'm like paracetamolo. Per la mia testa. And he's like che?
This is where I would have said 'aspirina' except I can't take aspirin for medical reasons, or 'antidolorifico' except I don't know that word and I've got no phone data for google translate and also I'm stupid. So in my fucked up leith-glasgow-italian accent I'm like paaa-ra-cetta-mollll-ooo. He's like ohhh bene, bene, and he calls another guy out of the back and asks him to go get something. Other guy then walks out of the store into the street, and before I can be like hey, che la fuck, he comes back and hands me a huge bundle of herbs.
At this point I'm like okay this entire interaction has been a bust, but these guys have been very nice and patient and they're both smiling happily at me because they've been of service, so I'm like ahh perfetto, grazie, pay them a couple of euros and leave.
EVENTUALLY I find a pharmacy that's open, and my head is fucking killing me, and my phone still isn't connecting, and now I have this small shrubbery poking out of my coat pocket, so I don't even bother looking around the shelves. I just walk straight to the counter and I'm like uhh ciao, scusi. And hearing my nightmare of an accent the guy answers in english and I'm like thank christ, do you please have paracetamol. Not aspirin, I can't take aspirin. And he's like yeah yeah hold on, goes into the back, comes out with what I need.
Only when he comes out he gives me this look, and then he starts laughing. And then he pretends he's not laughing and rings me up and I pay, and as I'm leaving I can see him losing it. But I don't care, my head is going to explode, I'm going back to the rathole to close the blinds and fall comatose for four hours.
When I get back to my hotel room I take off my coat and remember the huge bouquet of herbs in my pocket. They smell amazing, and I'm like I'm pretty sure this is parsley in which case I can just get some tomatoes and mozzarella later and make it work. but since I have no idea what that interaction was, I want to make sure. I bring out my phone to get a visual reference of what parsley leaves look like, and because I was using it for google translate earlier I put 'parsley' in the wrong box like a dope and translate it to italian.
prezzemolo
I wish I could have been the pharmacist in the moment he looked at my tired pissed off anglophone ass, heard me say 'paracetamol' in my fucked up accent, and turned around saw what was in my pocket. I'd have lost my shit too.
Respect to the first guys who, after you left, said “what a nice bloke. He looked so tired. We can relate. Whom amongst us has NOT had a parsley-related emergency”