> "Do you do much thinking at all?"
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@norman-guy-the-third
> "Do you do much thinking at all?"
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Do you like and or want to become a frog perchance? 🐸
> "No thank you! Then I wouldn't be able to get any work done, I'm afraid!"
//I finally made a laptop rambling blog so I wont be shitposting on the rp blogs anymore lmao
// its @eggzbeesevilalt in case you were wondering
You're very drawable, excuse me while I just
*camera noises*
(Yes he's an art ref for my ocs now in terms of poses)
> "Why thank you!"
Caffeineophobic perhaps?
> "Perhaps!"

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Hydrophobic..
> "Hydrophobic refers to water, not coffee!"
*spills hot coffee all over his shirt*
[ The coffee slides right off and into the void, not even a drop seeping into their suit. ]
> "Try a cup next time!"
Have you ever consumed a piece of wooden furniture?
> "Depends on what you consider to be furniture!"
Have you ever eaten a chair?
> "Perhaps!"
You look like you would eat a chair
> "I might!"

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Yo is there a basement to this corporate building the elevator don't reach?
》 from a moth
> "The elevator reaches all floors, so no, there is no basement. Wouldn't a moth like somewhere more bright anyways?"
hi big scary grey man :) i am five years old
[ oh my god bruh normie gonna put a five year old on the elevator ]
//coughs up a segment of the wiki
they’re having an affair, normal guy. Kill them.
> "Thank you for this info! I'll go gently remind my employees that work place relationships distract the main focus of our wonderful company!"
[ He says, pulling an AK-47 out of his pocket. ]
what do you think about your boss, Normal Guy?
> [ AMAZING BEAUTIFUL TALENTED NEVER DONE BEFORE INTELLIGENT PRODUCTIVE VERY POWERFUL KIND SILLY LOVELY HAIR NICE STYLE LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY GREAT EMPLOYER I WOULDNT WANT ANYONE ELSE EMPLOYING OUR WORKERS ]
> "See, we're like a big happy family in this company! We all think highly of each other and get along efficiently!"
If I stabbed a hole through you would you be completely hollow on the inside
> "You'll need something more hefty than a knife to put a hole through me!"

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How I imagine asking Normal Guy about his gender would go:
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a capitalist!"
"No, like, what's in your pants?"
"Money" :]
sniff sniff
you smell like...
...nothing? you have literally no scent wtf???
{ You are quickly pushed backwards by a... strong gust of wind? Some invisible force or something. }
> "Please refrain from getting too close. This is a professional space, after all!"