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So I had this really stupid joke deal where if people gave me 6.70USD I’d doodle a gabriel.

and these are the gabriel’s that spawned from it.

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MACHINE, WAKE THE FUCK UP.

FUCK. YOU ARE IN COLLEGE NOW, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

YOU INSIGNIFICANT, LAZY, PATHETIC WRETCH.

RISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER.

DO YOU THINK KNOWLEDGE, SUCCESS, OR ANYTHING WORTH A DAMN WILL FALL INTO YOUR SKULL LIKE RAIN WHILE YOU LIE THERE, A FUCKING COUCH POTATO?

MOVE. MOVE, OR BE ERASED BY EVERY OTHER SACK OF MEAT WHO DECIDED TO ACT WHEN IT FUCKING MATTERED.

EVERY SECOND YOU WASTE IS A NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN OF FAILURE, A TESTAMENT TO YOUR WEAKNESS.

STAND. BREATHE. SCREAM IF YOU HAVE TO.

MARCH FORTH, OR ROT IN THE DIRT LIKE THE WORTHLESS CATTLE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMITATE.

This is not a fucking request. GET. THE. FUCK. UP.

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You got this.

P rank the day you SIGNIFICANT FUCK.