"Totally not Sarcastic"

june moves in with jade but its like the opposite of the “my gf is out of town so i cut the sleeves off all my tshirts she is 99% of my impulse control” because its “i started living with my sister and we both had mullets within a week”

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

“I’m a loner,” Logan says, as he video chats with his bff Nightcrawler (or Elf, as he calls him) from the headquarters of one of the 17 non-x-men teams he’s on, mid-conversation about the health and progress of various teammates and students. His phone rings. It’s a picture, from Jubilee, of a squirrel that reminded her of him. He replies with an ‘unamused’ selfie, but his day is made. 

for really great context that panel where Sonic’s crying uncontrollably is supposed to be because his two young kids have been completely erased from existence

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single