baby I'm yours

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee

me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

AGAIN

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with