Nordic Monk

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

The worst part of being bilingual is probably coming up with a pun that requires knowledge of both languages to work and not being able to share it with anyone.

Apple has “air.” Google has “earth.” Amazon has “fire.” Microsoft needs to make something called “water.”

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

Wait what????

I am Californian, and I’m not sure I have ever seen this much freshwater in one place before.

Voldy only lived to 71? He killed for immortality and only lived to a decade below life expectancy haha what an idiot

Daniel Radcliffe’s fame essentially parallels Harry’s. They both started out famous for things they actually had little tangible role in creating and both struggle not to be defined by being “the boy who lived”.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me..