nopunctuationresponses

Learning something is very difficult when you’re forced to do it, but it is very easy if you’re really interested in doing it.

aaaaandqueuethehyperfocusplaylist

Before you slap a woman’s ass, practice on yours first

andaskforconsent

There’s a perception that you can’t just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented

thediffereneisthatwhenyoumakeawordandwantitdobeaworditneedstohaveameaningotherwiseitsjustgibberishandactuallyalotofwordsnowatleastinenglisharejustvariationsofpreexistingwordswhetherthroughdeliberatechangeorevenjustbeinglazyandshorteningitbecausewhynot

The friend zone is one space in length: the difference between ‘boyfriend’ and ‘boy friend’

igetthisistechnicallythetruchbutidbegtodifferthefriendzoneisverybigandtherearealotofthemishouldknowthebestdescriptionofmyromanticexperienceisfriendzone

We’ll know that artificial intelligence has advanced to human levels of cognition when it starts doing some really stupid things.

artificialintelligenceisalreadydoingstupidthingsbothbydesignandnotbydesign

The word ‘Crisps’ has a questionable number of syllables.

howexactlyimeanidontusethiswordbutitseemstobequiteobviousthatithasthreesyllablesjustbecauseyousayitfasterifyouwantdoesntmeanithasfewersyllables

A good climbing rope lasts 3 years, a bad climbing rope lasts your entire life.

thisisanexampleofhowitisveryeasytoovergeneralizethingsandalsomaybeyouneedtobeslightlymorespecificatsomethings

In our lifespan we don’t even get to meet 1% of the human population

yesthatshowlifespansandlivingthingswork

The ratio of humans eaten by pigs to pigs eaten by humans is low, but still not 0:1

statisticallyspeakingaratiowillalmostneverbezerotooneorwhateverifthereseventheslightestchanceofsomethinghappeningitwillhappengivenenoughtime

Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood

myheadcanonforthisisthatblockagesformintheveinsandbloodvesselsandwhatnotleadingtosomepartsofzombiesbeingbasicallybloodbagswaitingtopop

The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

imagineneedingtoworryaboutpunctuation

Dying childless is breaking billion years of family tradition

Mr and my brother teaming up to end an entire lineage

Me and my siblings teaming up to end 5 entire lineages

myfamilysbloodlineendswithme

The coyote really needs to try ordering from different company other than acme.

oddsareacmehadamonopolyonthemarketresultinginwilecoyoteonlyhavingonepossiblesupplier

People who wear pyjamas in public are often accused of giving up on life but maybe, in fact, they’re actually living their best lives.

notnecessarilyiforonewouldhatewearingpyjamasinpublicbecauseidontwanttogotosleepinsmellyanddirtyclothingalsomypyjamasdontlooknearlyasgoodasmycoatsdo

When we’re walking around a crowd of people and they cut us off or walk slower in front of us, we are usually fine with it. But once we’re in a car, the entire attitude changes.

wellthatsbecausemostpeoplearentwalkingaroundatspeedscapableofkillingothersandalsosomepeoplearejustselfconsciousassholeswhoonlyfeelcomfortableberatingpeoplebehindtheanonimityofasteeringwheelorcodlobby

Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies.

theyalsohappentobetheonlyonesthatrequireconstantandvigilantmaintenancewhilebeingexposedtotheoutsideworldunliketherestofyourbonesimsurethatsatleastpartofthereason