i changed my url and now i dont know what to put here

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

every day until christmas until you like it

Tumblr is fantastic because. You can sit by the pond and watch your mutuals interact for enrichment

[ ID from Alt: A drawing of a crying blue dog running across blue-green hills, with a red collar on. There's a fence and some bushes in the foreground, and a red sun in the yellow-green sky behind it. There's a thought bubble above the dog's head that says, "at least i'm not as sad as i used to be", which is a lyric from and the title of a song by the band fun. / End ID ]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

tachyon doing strange and scary things to your penis

putting it in a maid outfit and such