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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

Perfect

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

Reblogging this for a friend.

“you’re a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific - ” fuck off greg

I’m going to queue this forever since it’s a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it

Imagine saying all your fears/self doubt aloud to Mad Eye Moody. “’Scuse me,” he growled. “You’ve got strengths if I SAY you’ve got them.” And when you’re anxious and are thinking CONSTANT VIGILANCE he’ll scoff and say, “Why are you doing my job for me, eh?”

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

video of the year