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beat the pussy so good she gets sent to the shadow realms

this is what happens when people don't get irony tho

if i talked like this to my mom i woulda got my ass beat

hold up

I'm cringing so hard my asshole has another asshole

and I'm not sorry for calling you a cunt, you cunt

pew pew

HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D

What @falcon-fox-and-coyote said is absolutely false. Ravens have a brain capacity fair to a parrot and are one of the most intelligent species of birds, if not one of the most intelligent species of animals. They’re able to mimic sounds and if a phrase is spoken enough, they’re able to repeat or “copy” said phrases. Also, a flock of crows is called a murder. Despite the name and popular culture, they rarely—if ever—attack people. lastly, their mental capacity allows these birds to solve simple problems such as opening a bottle just by watching and emulating by example.

@ahzodiac dude shut the fuck up

can u imagine being this sad inside

My friend I’m chillin a house built out of hard earned currency in the form of big PVC tiddie bress I couldn’t even care less if I’m sad as FUCK I’m rollin in cash under all this mess

you can feel his parents crying on the inside 

I’m with jorober93538 on this. I’m in English Literature classes as my minor and the way you speak is not proper English. And the funny thing is that it’s my second language (Gaelic Irish being my first), and I still speak better than you. Plus if you have 3 PhDs then you will be intelligent in the medical field. If you’re talking about having a degree in English, then what you mean is a doctorate which is the highest degree you can get in anything. Plus, three doctorates in three different fields would make more sense than what you had said. Also, it is impossible to have nine abdominal muscles. Because abdominal muscles come in horizontal pairs of two, you would look improper shirtless. Also, that would mean you workout constantly (If it were possible to have a nine pack), which would mean that you would have no time to go to work (assuming you have a job if you have “3 PhDs in English”) and spend time with your girlfriend. So, overall, either one or all of your things are incorrect.

u come in to my HOME where i WORK OUT and CRY and tell me that my abs are impossible?? sweaty i raised them myself since i was an umbilical cord. im 11 so shut the UP binch!!!

One of the most cringe inducing wannabe troll posts I’ve ever seen on the Internet, let alone tumblr. I had no idea thebootdiaries was this pathetic - unsubscribing

1) this post has 83,659 notes 2) it’s called unfollowing binch :) go plague youtube with your presence 3) don’t let the door hit you on your way out

You want to know why there’s so many notes? Because people are laughing at you! You have no grasp of the English language or biological knowledge of any kind!

i hate to break it to you but that’s definitely not why there are so many notes :) i made a joke :) and now it’s getting more notes because of ur superiority complex :) so now you’re the joke :) this has been a psa :) sweaty :)

yeah, no. we’re laughing AT you, not with you….and I’m guessing that’s why your icon is a trashcan. because you’re trash.

its called a selfie :) but dont beat urself up for not knowing that :) its not ur fault ur 40 :)

my god it’s like watching a fucking kid fall down the stairs as they’re still trying their best to insult someone grow the fuck up kid you ain’t shit quit acting like a fucking prick jfc

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

^thanks captain dipshit obv i think everyone got that

Oh no my mom’s home! Now jump out of the fucking window and leave me here suspiciously naked alone I’m bed because she obviously won’t think anything odd of that!

I'm a bed

when people bash on 4chan and then there’s this

i dropped my apple in the toilet

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

this entire post makes no sense im so pissed off

Flowers | Nujabes

i ain’t ever heard this version, it has an intro…where did yall find this

The beginning is a sample of Dinah Washington's "What A Difference A Day Makes" yall need some real music in yo life god bless nujabes for knowing music tho