Simply the most not serious there is

Okay so Karkat was walking down the hallways and what happened was Dave came up and he was smirking and he said I talked to TZ and Karkat was like go away coolkid everyone knows irony is stupid and then Dave made a sad face and Karkat laughed and then Dave was all like I talked to TZ yo and she told me a thing and Karkat was like go talk to her in can town and let her tell you more things Troll Will Smith is calling my name let me watch my movies just once and then Dave got salty and he was all I am going to do the thing TZ told me about yo and then Karkat was like dude did you steal the last of Gamzee's sopor and then Dave was all NOZ and then Dave tackle pounced Karkat and petted his horns and then Karkat started purring and he was all you diaper faaace and then Dave was like but dude you are purring and Karkat was like is a nice but I don't like you and we aren't even friends and then Dave was sad and he started walking away and then Karkat was like no you are my otp and then Dave was like you dumb face you need two people for an otp and then Karkat was like I ship you with me obviously you are so dumber and then Dave was like oh and then Karkat was like you are the worst otp ever and then Dave hugged him and Karkat does the truffle shuffle and his name becomes branded on Dave and Dave is a cow with Karkats name on his forehead and he serves Karkat popcorn while he watches romcoms but he's actually a human cosplaying a cow I forgot to say and then I stopped writing my fanfiction.