Nonsenciferianism

WARNING: PLEASE KEEP READING! OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE, EVEN IF YOU ONLY READ THE “WARNING” PART! There was a girl named Kathy who was ignored by everyone. Her parents ignored her, kids at school ignored her and basically everyone ignored her. After twelve years of this, she killed her parents. When the police got there, she tried to kill them too and was shot. Right before she died, she vowed to kill everyone who ignored her. Copy and paste this to 5 other websites or Kathy will think you are ignoring her and kill you at 11:11 pm tonight.

world heritage post

one of your penis antennae (you have two peni on your head that get hard when you smell the scent of a fertile woman) is cut while the other is hooded. is this not the dao?

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

I gotta b honest I wasn't expecting to get three rounds out of this

fuck dude it sure does

me logging into tumblr

[Image ID: a picture of John Mulaney edited to read: “That’s what I thought you’d do you dumb fucking white nationalists.” End ID]

apparently the people who stormed the capital just went back to their hotels in northern virginia and were milling around outside and so the alexandria and arlington mayors asked for curfews so that the insurrectionists would have to go inside their hotels instead of milling around in the streets

does anyone feel like maybe you shouldn’t be able to invade the us capitol and then go back to your hotel and watch tv like does that seem weird to anyone else

you can’t do this shit to me for a second i thought i had missed something important

Standards so high I’ll stay alone if I had to.