I rarely to talk about Dunkaerion but I do have a funny idea.
Alpha Aerion seducing Dunk for a bet. Stealing his maiden head and then laugh about it in the morning, telling Dunk how he’s virginity just covered Aerion a trip to Lys to fuck some ‘real’ omegas.
Dunk is left heartbroken and unknowingly pupped.
Now months later when Aerion comes back from Lys he’s bragging about his exploits to his friends over the phone and thanking them for their kind donations. They’re saying if he can convince Dunk to sleep with him again they’ll give Aerion double.
Unfortunately for Aerion, Aegon is walking by his room and hears all this.
Of course Aegon legs it to his dad to immediately snitch on Aerion.
Except as he busts in and starts repeating what he heard but he doesn’t seem to realise his father has round his Uncle Baelor, Great Uncle Brynden and Grandfather.
All of them are just there like 😶
Maekar blows the fuck up and drags Aerion to the office to demand if what Aegon says is true.
Aerion says Aegon is a fucking snitch and it’s not like Dunk said no.
Also he’s going to get Dunk to abort the bastard so they don't have to worry. Dunks poor anyway so it’s not like he can’t be pressured into it.
Everyone is just in shock. Not only is what Aegon heard true. But apparently Aegon left before finding out that critical piece of information that Aerion just admitted freely.
Daeron Sr is fuming. Telling Maekar he will not allow Aerion to become his father Aegon IV.
Maekar is mortified because this isn’t the little boy he and Dyanna raised. It’s like staring at a stranger.
Brynden is already searching Dunk up to do a background check.
Baelor is giving Aerion and absolutely crippling disappointed look that pierces through Aerions bravado.
Aegon on the other hand has taken his father’s letter opener on the desk tries to stab Aerion in the balls. Only stopped by his father whose default Dad wrangling senses pull Aegon back.
On the other side of the city. Dunk has not been having a good time.
Humiliated he starts to turn in on himself thinking he truly is Dunk the Lunk. His friends warned him but he truly thought Aerion was different. (In the books Aerion can be legit super charming )
Raymond is like fuck him. You’re too good for that twat.
Raymond hates him even more when he finds out he’s a Targaryen. Reds out here spreading rumours about Aerions ability to preform and pushing that narrative later that he caught something in Lys.
Kind of cheers up until he finds out he’s pregnant. He’s conflicted because although he doesn’t have the money he wants to keep the baby.
Red is like take those Targaryens for all their fucking worth to which Raymond enthusiastically agrees.
Back to the Targaryen our favourite little spy Aegon hears from a family (adults only)conference call that Dunk is an orphan who works as a jack of all trades fixer in flea bottom. He does a lot of free patch up jobs for single mothers, disabled people and those who really can’t afford to pay. He can’t buy them new boilers or anything but he’ll get scrap and fix up the hole in your wall or go junk hunting for that specific piece of pipping you need for you plumping or radiator. Even helping old folks carry their shopping.
He also volunteers at the community centre. Teaching kids little skills as well as some self defence.
Aegon bullies Daeron junior into balding him up and then starts sneaking down to fleabottoms community where he meets his new favourite person in the world.
Aegon starts to interact with children his age who weren’t born with a trust fund that could keep their family funded for generations. He learns to make his own cereal box sketch book, Up-cycle clothes and the other little low cost crafts.
He loves making puppets and painting with Tanselle.
But Dunk is his favourite. It took him 0.5 seconds to imprint on him. He still can’t believe he’s scummy brother was able to trick Dunk.
Dunk even pregnant remains constant in his strength and kindness. Even though he’s not the smartest he tries to help children with their homework. Braids hair, listens to children with rapt attention and even shows them how to ride a bike and maintain one. He also gets pieces of bike cycles from the scarp yard and they build them/ fix together allowing the children to have their own bikes.
He even brings in his ex-street/fighting dogs for the kids to pet. Most people leave the ex fight dog Thunder alone but Chestnut and Sweetfoot thrive on being fussed over.
This has become longer than I thought so I’ll do a part 2 later. There was a funny concept here but then I got distracted.
