out phishing

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

rulette 2 is just demi and anna playing and slowly ruining sam's life with their chaos and then josh ruben in his own personal saw trap

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

trying to defend Caine feels like being a lawyer desperately trying to defend your client while they do lines of cocaine on the witness stand

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I havent watched legaleagle before but i might have to after this because that man was ON POINT with his comedy. iya going "i..have no words" and devin immediately following up arms crossed completely blunt with "I have words. how dare you" made me laugh harder than was reasonable.

Roulette is hands down one of the most entertaining episodes of gamechanger ever, and I think a huge part of that is the fact that every single person involved was visibly having a fucking blast