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if people already kill eachother simply because of what they look like, its no wonder aliens haven’t tried to contact us.

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With the amount of information Google has on so many people, I wonder why they haven’t started a dating site yet.

They'd definitely give better "friend suggestions" than those idiots at facebook

Only in math can someone buy 50 watermelons and no one questions why

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Time passes fastest right after I hit snooze on my alarm

I realized I was an adult when I picked up bubble wrap and resisted the urge to pop it so I could use it for future packaging

Children only want to help when they are too young to actually help.

When checking the time on my phone, I usually have to check it twice because I wasn’t paying attention the first time round.