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ind. pri. sel. multimuse  featuring  characters  from  the  haruhi  suzumiya  series written  by  lerf  ( he / they / she |  21 )

RP MEMES.  //  STARTER CALLS.

rules and muses under cut.

When he’s dragged along in what should be a physical impossibility, against all logic, he thinks ‘just like Suzumiya…’. Due to this asinine conclusion, he fails to protest as they’re dragged into the stupid store.

Ugh. Gaudy.

While he at least pretends to be ambivalent when their brigade is overindulging in base human instinct, the other patrons of this store are greeted with derisive sneers should they wander too close to him.

“And what, pray tell, is supposed to be befitting of me in this lovely establishment?” You can tell he’s annoyed because he’s talking more pretentious.

                    she  wanders  about  the  store  excitedly,  looking  over  all  the  different  costumes  on  display.  there  was  a  surprising  amount  of  variety-  ranging  from  overly  complex  (and  overly  expensive)  to  your  classic  cosplays  you’d  see  just  about  everywhere.  

                    ‶  hmmm...  ″  she  hums  at  his  question,  stopping  to  spin  around  in  place  as  she  scans  the  store.  well,  if  she  wanted  to  make  him  wear  a  fun  costume  this  time  around,  it  probably  had  to  be  something  he  wouldn’t  be  recognized  in.  although  something  that  hid  his  face  wouldn’t  be  that  fun  either...

                    ah-hah! 

                    ‶  this  one!!!  ″  she  points,  immediately  heading  over  to  pull  an  outfit  of  the  rack.  she  turns  around  with  it  in  hand  to  hold  out  with  him.  a  bright,  excited  smile  adorns  her  face.  one  with  a  mischievous  energy  to  it.

                    ‶  what  do  you  think?  a  school  girl  outfit  would  fit  you  to  a  t!  ″  where  that  logic  came  from,  the  world  may  never  know.  ‶  plus  we’d  be  matching!  isn’t  it  perfect??  ah...  you’d  look  so  cute  in  it!  please  try  it  on-  no  one’s  gonna  recognize  you  in  it,  i  promise!!  so  there’s  nothing  to  worry  about!!  ″

                    ‶  that’s  a  bit  of  a  heavy  question,  don’t  you think?  ″  it  takes  him  a  moment  to  figure  out  how  he  even  wanted  to  respond  to  that.  or  if  he  even  should.  suzumiya  was  the  kind  of  person  who  didn’t  really  pay  much  attention  to  what  anyone  said.  whatever  his  opinion,  wouldn’t  she  just  disregard  it?

                    then  again,  it  would  be  rude  to  be  asked  a  question  and  not  give  an  answer.  he  wouldn’t  call  himself  an  expert  of  philosophy,  though.  his  smarts  were  more  aligned  with  topics  like  math  and  science,  not  morality.

“Hey, hey, Stabby Girl, I have a failsafe against violence to humans, what’s that stuff like? I mean, I’m not longing to stab everyone I see or anything like you, but I’m curious!”

“Injury…” Kyoko’s question will probably go unanswered for a while yet, because Kuyoh stops cutting her hair momentarily, to stab straight through her hand instead. “Is this hurting?”

Really, Kuyoh isn’t the one who should be asking that question…

                    ‶  y-yes!  i  mean...  it  would  hurt  for  a  human!  or  any  living  creature.  ″  where  was  that  time  traveler  when  you  needed  him  to  put  things  in  order?  his  attitude  may  not  be  the  best,  but  at  least  he  knew  how  to  navigate  dealing  with  this  one.  if  this  is  what  koizumi  has  to  deal  with,  she  doesn’t  know  how  he  does  it.  then  again  those  data  overmind  interfaces  were  a  bit  easier  to  deal  with,  weren’t  they?  from  her  understanding,  at  least.