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Love this blog! Honestly took me back to years ago when I used to watch Haruhi and I had a major blast reading the quotes so thank you! Made my night a whole lot better :) God bless
awww thank you so much 😭💖💞 i'm so glad you enjoyed my quotes!! have a great day anon this ask made my week tbh
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Haruhi : I've found a foolproof plan to find out is someone is truly evil
Kyon : Which is?
Haruhi : If someone dislikes Yuki, they're evil
Ryoko : Checks out, and then we kill them
Haruhi : They don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind.
Kyon : Thank god.
Haruhi : I’m bisexual
Haruhi : But also I hate everyone
Haruhi : So it’s more like
Haruhi : Byesexual
Yuki : The song "Despacito" has 6.7 billion views on YouTube. I wonder how many people have died listening to it.
Kyon : What.
Yuki : Statistically, there should be a few.
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Haruhi : We have fun, don’t we, Kyon?
Kyon : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Koizumi : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Kyon : Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Mikuru walks in*
Kyon : Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Ryoko : Kyon, my old friend!
Kyon : I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Ryoko : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
"I just found out humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but cannot take it out without shattering it, and I now have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb into my mouth."
- Haruhi
Haruhi : Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Koizumi : Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Yuki : Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a colour until 1000 years ago.
Kyon : What was the colour called before then?
Tsuruya: There was no colour, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Kyon, to Haruhi : No offense, you know that you're one of my closest friends and that you mean a lot to me, but let's face it. You're a nightmare.
Haruhi : Love is a weakness, an evolutionary mistake.
Mikuru : You’re making a Valentine’s Day card for Kyon-kun right now...
Haruhi, pointing the glue gun at her : You’re on thin fucking ice.
Haruhi : Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Kyon : That doesn't exist,
Haruhi : Not with that attitude.
Kyon : What would Koizumi do?
Kyon, imitating Koizumi : Kyon... you have to look into yourself to save yourself from your other self… Only then, will your true self reveal itself.
Kyon : *sigh* Even when I’m talking for him, I still don’t know what he means.
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Yuki : We need more help. Perhaps I should call my friends.
Haruhi : ...Your what?
Yuki : My friends.
Mikuru : ...Is she saying "friends"?
Koizumi : Yes, I believe so.
Kyon : I think she's being sarcastic.
Haruhi : No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Yuki! All of your friends are in this room.
Yuki : I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.
Haruhi : Yuki is completely literal. Anything you say will just go right over her head.
Yuki : Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.